On the issue of evil thoughts...what about when you're under serious pressure to complete stuff to a deadline.. You come into work ready to rock, you sit down intently at the PC, you get going and in just when you're mid flow...Some arsehole insists on attracting your attention and then begins without being invited to relay their banal story of what happened last night/weekend/last week. Regardless of the serious heavy hint that is dropped about work, nothing will deterdem carrying on regardless chatting pure fart in your ears...and the worse thing is that this type of person INSISTS on giving you the whole story verbatim, with blow by blow account of what took place, who said what to whom and even the blasted weather for gods sake!!!

Eventually when dem mout' tired fi talk, they decide to leave you in peace (THANK GOD!!) but then you realise that your whole flow is now gone, AAAAARGGH.....Especiallythat excellent thought you just had on the tip of your tongue that you now desparately can't remember, but you knew it was just perfect for that report...

Don't you just want to drop kick dem sort of people over the nearest office table, Jonny Wilkinson style....

Can i get a amen up in here pleeease!!!