Hey, I'm Coco, if you give a shit. I've been around for a couple of weeks now but thought I'd feel y'all out before I comitted.

I'm 23, I used to be a Nun but I had too filthy a mind to be dealing with that. I'm a mail order bride now, I can wrap my legs around my neck, I have a degree in genetics. I am also a bounty hunter - the pay's shit but it makes me feel valuable, like i'm doing something for the community.

I feel like such a spaz as most of you are really smart and say really mind-blowing stuff, like you've been in university from birth, but I stick about and read what you have to say 'cos it is worth loads in my mind. That's all. Gone.

PS: banana.gifThe Banana is dancing for ME - I'm paying him to...He's amazing, yah? He don't even have to stop for food or to take a shit. Like I said, Amazing...