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I_Drop_Science · (#1 (**permalink**))

I love watching Maury Povich....I love it.

The main reason is because it's always some stupid female on there with (______fill in number) of men who MIGHT be the father. Wow...fuggin' wow!

I especially like when they come out there, cursing like a sailor and ALWAYS give the following statement: "Maury, I'm 1,000% sure that (_____fill in name) is the father of my little Shaquandray".

And the man is just as dumb. If you know anything about low budget talk shows, you already know the following will happen:

A. She's pulling out her wang to reveal she's a SHIM (SHE + HIM).

B. She slept with your family member or best friend.

C. The children you've been raising, or NOT raising may be someone else's.

You mean to tell me going 1400+ miles warrants that type of bullsh**? LMAO!

Ladies...if you know that you legs are as open as a 24 hour Waffle House, at least keep a SMUT TAB.

Men, if you know this broad is a slut bag and you aren't ready for a child, don't have sex. Or just get some skull demon. How hard is that?

Oh, and notice how it's the MAN that got her pregnant? LMAO! From what I know, sex is a 2 party act. I would suggest you learn your mate before you start your smut sessions. Otherwise, be a statistic.

The Great One has spoken.