Peace to advocators of truth:



It was reported early last month (February) that a study was done to uncover the amount of rat feces in various brands of chocolate that Americans, especially American women, eat. The emphasis was placed on women and chocolate because the study was done weeks before Valentine’s day (which is a day of great exchange of chocolate). The end result of the study was aired on major news channels just days before Valentine’s Day 2003.

There was no escaping eating rat feces for chocolate lovers and eaters. It made me sick to consider all the chocolate I had eaten in the past myself. The thought of eating rat feces! Gross!

Every major brand of chocolate and every major producer of chocolate ranked high on the study. Major chocolate companies and producers whose chocolate contained high amounts of rat feces included Godiva, See’s, Hershey’s, Nestle, Carnation, and Mars. Godiva ranked number one in the amount of rat feces in their brand of chocolate. Yes, the most expensive chocolates ranked number one in rat feces. After all, you get what you pay for.

But that’s not all! For milk chocolate lovers (such as I used to be), you are also getting and eating COW SNOT! Milk is liquid meat! Cow snot = MUCUS!!! So in addition to eating rat feces, chocolate eaters are also eating cow snot. There’s so much milk in milk chocolate, that technically, milk chocolate is a dairy product.

Also, don’t forget the high sugar content of chocolate. Sugar is the number one drug on planet earth. Sugar fills the void of sweetness in your personal life.

And we mustn’t forget about the rat hair content of chocolate either! Yes, wherever rats roam, they leave their hairs. The federal government allows by law, 96.5 rat hairs in a box of commercial brand cereal. And you thought government regulation was for your benefit. Think again blind trusting United States citizen.

In closing, women, chocolate producers purposely put synthetic opiates in their chocolate, to make you feel good. I wonder why men are always giving women boxes of chocolate candy as gifts? Men got their beer and women got their chocolate! Beer got its secret ingredient of formaldehyde and chocolate got its secret ingredient of rat feces.



Peace!