look, for girls, cheating is EASY. All you need to do is go up to any guy and offer free sex and you have it 99 times out of 100. Getting sex isn't an event for you like it is for men.

Men....unless we're Snipes or Brad Pitt.....we gotta work it. Listen to all kinds of stupid stories, put up with retarded girls and waste witty banter, time and cashtrying to get some. So we have this hungry attitude. And maybe 2-3 times outta 30 tries we hit hit a home run.

That's something to celebrate.

A girl getting a guy to hump........that's as much of an event as me tying my own shoes. So since it's something that comes so easy for girls (whether you realize it or not, some girls don't know they can get it whenever they feel like it) it's socially acceptable for you to exercise some self control.

The rules for guys, who need to try that much harder for their whole lives, are a bit more relaxed. And for one night stands we really have no emotional attachment so don't take cheating so seriously.

POW!