X in from of the things you have never done.......here are mine.

(_) been dumped
(X) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(_) been in a fist fight
(_) had a threesome
(_) snuck out of my parent's house
(_) been caught masturbating
(_) peed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(_) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(X) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans
(_) been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(_) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(_) had sex at the office
(_) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(_) lash out irrationally
(_) went to the movies just to make out in the back row
(_) fooled around with a stripper to entertain people at a party
(x) wondered what my sister looks like naked
(_) stayed on the phone all night
(_) pulled an all-nighter 2 nights in a row
(_) Called someone a racial term
(x) Gave a lap dance
(x) Smoked crack
(_) watched a ****
(_) Hooked up with a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend
(_) Went to work still drunk from the night before
(_) Made a "home video"
(x) had a bat mitzvah
(_) been high on life
(x) been to Ecuador
(_) peed in the pool
(_) taken nude pics of myself
(_) Been sword fighting with real swords
(_) Thrown up while having sex
(_) been in the mile high club
(_) danced on the bar
(_) had a one night stand
(_) thrown up after sex
(_) Had sex in a movie Theatre
(_) Threw up in someones mouth