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03-03-07, 03:44 PM
the issue of the toilet seat is easily solved with my new almostpatented invention!! Here's how:
It uses exisiting technology currently used in automatic doors: Person steps on mat, door opens...
With my device, man steps on bathroom mat, toilet seat raises, man steps off mat seat lowers!!
Of course it also raises when a WOMAN steps on the mat... still trying to solve that lil bitty problem
Once i have all the kinks worked out, my invention will be saving marriages and relationships everywhere!!! and will retail for the wallet shrinking price of £499.99!!
YOU ARE NOT DEFINED BY OTHER PEOPLES\' OPINION OF YOU!! ;0)
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