Even I would say these are silly questions and piss easy for any pastor to answer. Far better ways to take the book to pieces than messing around with words.

If you want to concentrate on the gospels start with "what time did Jesus die?" and "what were his last words". Different answers for both questions lol.

Or if you want to have fun with the whole bible ask if incest is really a sin? Who did Cain marry and who was the mark defending him from? Why do pastors, priests, deacons etc describe God as merciful and full of love when God himself in his own book does not describe himself that way. He calls himself, jealous, angry, vengeful and uses words like wrath and judgement not mercy and forgiveness.