i dream about the hundreds of ways my manager could die from every day accidents,

1) chocking on a peanut

2) slipping down the stairs and breaking his neck

3) having a anaphylactic attack and suffocating to death ( he's allergic to be stings )

4) getting run over as he crosses the road ion to work

5) falling on the electrified rail road tracks

6) getting savaged by a rabbid dog...


oh lordy i could go on