"Thing ","You're" and "What's"

Whats the matter? would normally get the response..."Metallic Hydrogen" though if I said that I'm probably being sarcastic.

Well I did say the self righteous tend to be the biggest sinners.

The blind cannot see their own faults, etc, etc.

Pot smokers tend to be thick.

Tamahu is it? I take it all ancient Libyans had a grasp of basic English then? Unless you really mean the municipality in the Guatemalan department of Alta Verapaz, which is unlikely, since even I don't knoiw what the heck that is.

Don't pretend to be too surprised if on a whim I decide to be unpleasant to you when you use your main account by the way.

If you can't be bothered to read long things you wouldn't really have any idea of what my articulation is like sparky.

It's only "seems" "long" because I space things out so that simpletons with short attention spans can read without getting all confused.

Obviously I need to revise that some what. The internet must be making people dumber than I originally thought..

You should probably read a book at some point. Start with one of the Mr Men books, then gasp in awe at how awesome Mrs Happy is.

Ps, I hope you live forever on this Earth. If not perhaps you'll have another 47 incarnations, though in most of them you'll probably be born mentally retarded.

Hey, progression is a good thing. It means you're evolving.

Unfortunately with you as a parent I can perfectly understand why some children amount to nothing. Yours will end being whores or in jail, they're probably on the way already.


That's too bad.

No doubt we'll speak again SIR.