1. Two Creations
2. Females popping out of ribs
3. Water parting
4. Wrestling with invisible beings
5. Unpaid slaves (e.g. a linguistic oxymoron) building pyramids
6. Walking on water
7. Turning water to wine
8. Multiplying bread
9. Multiplying fish
10. Physically and literally rising from the dead
11. Ascending into the clouds
12. A red evil being that lives inside the earth with a pitch fork
"Ma'at Rising"
Disclaimer: For those who are asleep------> turn off this alarm, turn over, crawl back up inside the cocoon called the bible and go back to sleep.