Men, How Do You Like It? - Page 2

Camille · (#26 (**permalink**))

bighairlolbighairlolO h my goodness!!Stop!! You two give me joke - I aint laughed so much in aaages!!!!!

IYALLAH. · (#27 (**permalink**))

@Cutie

You know what hold your chat, i got things to do and pickney to feed so i have not time for dem i-want-everyones-man-apart-from-my-owntype gyal!!

I better tell FB what type of nastiness he is dealing wid!!!

No budda chat to me!! Next time you see me in Primark, don't even look my way....SEEN!!!

You're the only gyal i know wid 4 kids and 6 babyfathers!!!

GWEH!!!!!!

*CUTIE* · (#28 (**permalink**))

IYALLAH. wrote:

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@Cutie

You know what hold your chat, i got things to do and pickney to feed so i have not time for dem i-want-everyones-man-apart-from-my-owntype gyal!!

I better tell FB what type of nastiness he is dealing wid!!!

No budda chat to me!! Next time you see me in Primark, don't even look my way....SEEN!!!

You're the only gyal i know wid 4 kids and 6 babyfathers!!!

GWEH!!!!!!

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Simmer down my girl, mind u give urself heart attack. Damn right u got pickney to feed! TOO much pickney! gwan ah de walk in clinic and mek appointment fe get steralised! When dem finish tear out ur womb and tie up fe u insides, no more Pickney ah go mek, and thats one less to come 'suck out' de taxes outta my salary!

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Ur getting above ur station though, what mek u feel seh u could ever tek up ur 'crawny bad shaped-ed self and 'tan up front a my husban'? u mad? u sick? head nuh good? Either way, u dont need to tell FB nothing cos he knows he's gota 'goodas gal' aint no need for scandalous rumours now is there? Be graceful in defeat.

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Next time I (and I) see you in PRIMARK???????????/ WHERE???????? Sorry, apologise, but I gal nuh go ah dem place dere, dun tell u already bout Selfridges. So if anyone's in Primark its u and the income support book. (deh ah buy up cheap garments inna cheap store while ur whole heap ah pickney dem ah dead fe hungry) lol. The only time you would see me near PRIMARK is if I was driving past (behind the wheel of ur mans vehicle, when him a mek u and de pickney dem ride pon london bus)

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4 pickney? 6 baby fathers? whe u ah do reminisce? I have one beautiful child and one babyfather, please do not attempt to think differently.

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Anyway Ga-long me nuh have no more time fe waste pon u - lickle more

IYALLAH. · (#29 (**permalink**))

IYALLAH. · (#30 (**permalink**))

Jus stay out of this Fernando.

Cutie, stop acting like you ah live life, i done see you Primark buying up the place and then you ah tek the clothes home, rip out the tag and write D&G all over it wid your felt tip pen!!!! Chatting bout it just fly in from Italy!!!!!

I tell you fi gweh already!!! Gyal mout' look like she nyam wid any wooden spoon!!!!

All the time yu there chatting bout FB ah yu man, where him deh?????!!! He dont even want nobody to know you and him deh!!! Bout goodass gyal, you mean nasty ass gyal!!!!

You're not in my league so go and cream your dry foot. Look like you ah kick up flour!!!!!

Fernando is mine - Argument done yaso!!!

Peace~

chique · (#31 (**permalink**))

Iyallah, Cutie you 2 are wicked. Dont stop now!! Fred where r u? I would like to hear what u have to say about this!!

To answer the question but from a female point of view I am like Iyallah and have a lil weight around me.

I always thought I would never go for chubby guys (hyporicrite i know!) becuase in my mind they just didnt do it 4 me. I like the slender type.

Untill last year.

NowI understand where guys are coming from when they say they want something to hold on to.

There is a limit,

but there is nothing like a big warm cuddly teddy bear to cuddle up too. blk2hug

*CUTIE* · (#32 (**permalink**))

bighairlol@ Chique and Camille - thanx for ur comments. Lol just a bit of 'dry' humour to lighten up the foruma little, as opposed to the negativity, conflict and prejudice that is being projected by some. Glad u can appreciate that we are JOKING, and can see the funny side to our warped senses of humour!

One Love

ps: Iyallah, one of ur many childrens headmasters just called to say 'dibby dibby' (the one with the knotty head) has not been picked up yet! You must count ur children when you reach home ah evenin time, did you not notice u were one short? (then again u probably did but saw it as a bonus - one less mouth to feed huh? bet u still ah go claim de child benefit fe him though) lol

Back to the REAL subject matter: As I said before I am a size 10-12 and think I am beautiful, one of my elder sisters is a size 16-18 and she works it, sheis also beautiful, so size isnt the be all and end all fashion wise or cosmetic wise or social wise. The only time size becomes an issue is when it affects ur health. Anorexia/bullimia and obesity are not to be taken lightly

@ Iyallah redkissnuh watch no face y'hear girlblk2cheers2

Fredblack · (#33 (**permalink**))

@Chique. What's up sis?. How's the studies and martial arts and stuff?. You just reach back and already want to have me in compromising positions when you say:

"Iyallah, Cutie you 2 are wicked. Dont stop now!! Fred where r u? I would like to hear what u have to say about this!!

Yep they are wicked for true, no doubting that. But Chique, who was it who was able to walk on water, the other on wire. But I can do neither. So no comment...[

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Fredsmoking-devil

IYALLAH. · (#34 (**permalink**))

Thanks chique and Camille,

Glad to all who can see it as crass humour.

@ Cutie

I went and picked him up, thanks for that!!!! lol

It's all love!!!! lol

Just another point, something else i notice is a lot of people may be slim but have no shape or they look drawn in. There are some big people that are meant to be big and being small would not suit them, so it can work both ways.

Peace~