Do I have to explain this?!?!?!?!?
Perms help you score goals
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Perms help you gain respect
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Perms help you in your rap game fame to spin it into commercial enterprises
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Perms blind women to ALL of your flaws including bad clothing choices
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Perms make pretty women do stupid things
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Perms allow you to own magnificent modified cars
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Perms help you play the piano
Perms help you have to have an endless singing career with a beautiful woman
(see the blinding effect of a perm in action? Its timeless)
Without perms where would be?