I recently received an email outlining a list of what makes a woman happy. Right at the end of what is a long list of what (allegedly) makes a woman happy is just two things that makes a man happy. So guys, what makes you happy? Are men not very demanding of us women? Do you know what makes you happy? Read the following:

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependabl e
4 3. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress h! er out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

If i was going to be very truthful, I'd say that No.1 would be giving a man his tings on a regular basis.... after that don't attack his ego and things will usually be fine...

How regular is regular?

Hmm tough question..I guess that would be up to each man to discuss with their partner... what i would add however is that just lying there and thinking of England, aint no good.. you need to make a man feel loved up... my personal point of view not a general one..

K I don't believe your view is just personal, it is general and Is is a view shared by many men. Discussions I have had with men around this particular subject highlight that they are practically at their wits ends because they are not getting any and the gap appears to be months. I was shocked. Looking at the various topics at the moment highlights the two extremes -- is sex only good if it is naughty, not with your main partner, out of the norm?? What is the man doing wrong that he has a woman who only wants to lie back and think of england? What does a woman have to do to make a man feel loved up if she is knackered and he is horny as hell?

You see now you're asking a much wider and deeper question, which i'm not sure i'm qualified to answer on behalf of other men.. what i will say to women who leave gaps of months on a regular basis between loving their man up... please don't be shocked or surprised if he then decides to go outside... In answer to your other question, personally i don't think its about the act, i think its more about reaffirming the connection.. in that context its not about frequency, naughtiness its about the passion and how it is expressed... I think most men would agree that they can be with someone who ticks all the boxes, but if there is no passion it just isn't forfilling regardless of frequency or naughtiness if you understand my point....

Ps.. i will stand corrected by other men if i'm off the mark on this but i don't think i am to be honest...

Just showing up naked isn't enough. You have to have skills with your mouth every now and again...LOL...

Just like the way Phonte (Little Brother) put it.......

"I want a girl, when I want a girl
And when I don't want a girl, I want a girl who understands that"

I think the same can be said of women. I know of a couple where the woman is climbing the walls because he ain't interested or having a mid life crisis. In this regard it works both ways. Not much difference here between the sexes. Another friend of mine just keeps getting approached by married men and it is becoming apparent through conversations with men that there are a lot of brothers in unhappy relationships (married or not). Why stay ? Is it that men prefer to stick with what they are used to? I think staying with someone who doesn't incite happiness within the relationship is self destructive - eventually destroys the soul. But they stay and they play away - Why?

also let me watch the football/have a lie in in peace and I think that's the main bases covered!

Again can't speak for the world but plenty brothers I know myself when we are chatting or mouthing off women is the lack of appreciation in very small things..or generally being nice to them when a man should have his due...Cos some woman fast fi cuss but slow for praise and K got probably the last one which another dimension of the same thing...Don't go for the cheap shot with men as said and attack the self or ego for fun..Most men don't forget or either forgive that shit..

Oh by the way slow to jump to the worse conclusion or thought in absence of information demonstrating a lack of trust which more about the woman than the man can be lethal..The man says he is going to start a business but she is doubting and do all sort of stuff to undermine on the low key..Of course the man business get fat and memory long...Seen it plenty.

Sisters how to make a man happy.

Oscar winning acting ie, faked organism and reasurrance that he's doing good.