12 types of men

liberiangirl · (#1 (**permalink**))

1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*

3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.

4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again

6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep*no more

12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife

name · (#2 (**permalink**))

What if your the perfect amalgamation of every single good and desireble point without any of the bad elements......like me?

Aryek · (#3 (**permalink**))

Hmmm, I've had a boyfriend anddated a couple of times but I've been with any man who fits these categories. This list is too damn stereotypical. Although I must say I'm trying to get with a Mr. Right but like you say, they're too damn unattainable.

angel-i- · (#4 (**permalink**))

MY LAST BOYFRIEND WAS MR.TOO DAMN GOOD, WHEN WE BROKE UP (I FINISHED WITH HIM,GOD TOLD ME TO, THOUGH HE DIDNT GIVE A REASON), HE TOLD ME HE HAD CHEATED,SAID HE FINALLY TOLD MECOS HE RESPECTED ME SO...MY A***!!! I TOLD HIM TO GU NYAM DAWG SHIT INNA CLOSET...AND IF HE EVER TRIED TO CALL ME AGAIN, ID GO TO HIS SHOP AND SMASH UP EVERY RASS WINDOW IN IT!

MY CURRENT MAN IS, MR.BEST FRIEND...STILL IN THE EARLY STAGES, IM HOPING HE DONT BUG THE HELL OUTTA ME, COS I REALLY WANNA KEEP HIM AS A FRIEND...

TIME WILL TELL...

WISH ME LUCK!

niceone.gifPEACE

facetygal · (#5 (**permalink**))

I've had a bigplate of mrI have a job,with a side orderof mrthug life,a dollop of mr playa and a sprinkle of mr big balla to go with it. For dessert I've had mr best friend, and to wash it all down a small glass of mr I'm in the industry

DarkNLovely · (#6 (**permalink**))

This list is too funny, I can think of different people in all those categories, there are two many of the 'I don't have a girl' types and the Mr. Right types areVERY hard to find; either they have something missing or they're taken.

Engineer · (#7 (**permalink**))

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...whate ver you say!smoking-devil

midwestgirl · (#8 (**permalink**))

liberiangirl wrote:

Quote:

1. MR. THUG LIFE

Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail
I DATED THIS GUY IN HIGH-SCHOOL A FEW TIMES; HE's GOOD FOR A ROLL IN THE HAY BUT NOT MARRIAGE MATERIAL....HOWEVER,on the rare occasion that a thug changes, you GET the best of both worlds....so I hear.....

2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL

Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time

Disadvantages
a. Has a girlfriend who he`s been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you`ve fallen in love with his*bleep*
I can smell them a mile away.....don't give em' the time of day....

3. MR. BIG BALLA

Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your pages
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.
never!!!!!!!

4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY

Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumpin parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don`t know if he`s gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumpin parties, then there`s drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he doesn`t know any of them personally
Never, ever!!!!!!!!

5. MR. INTELLECTUAL

Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Doesn`t know what the hell he`s doin in bed
c. He is not street smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again
NOT REALLY.......lol ....GOT HIT ON BY A FEW THOUGH...

6. MR. GHETTO

Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flava
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship

Disadvantages
a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3:00 am and says he was out with his boys

once, I learn from my BIG mistakes...

7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. Revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually &emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn`t have a job
c.Doesn`t own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage and sweats
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con motha*bleep*
Never, but would have liked to date one BEFORE I GOT MARRIED.....I actually hear the ''BLACK HISTORY BROTHER" IS GREAT IN BED.......ALL THAT PENTUP RAGE ABOUT "THE MAN".....LOL

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD

Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes or church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado &Rolex watches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious-He didn`t make it professionally
e.You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you
YEAH, THIS ONE FOOLED ME A COUPLE TIMES.....

9. MR. PLAYA

Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that you`re not the only one
b. Sometimes he`s fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that you`ve changed him and he`s ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He doesn`t acknowledge you in public, especially if there`s women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women
d. After you catch his lyin` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you that he was a playa in the beginning anyway
ONCE AND ONLY AS A REBOUND GUY!!!!!

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB

Advantages
a. Of course.... he has a job
b. Doesn`t have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out he`s a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but won`t give you a ring.
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later
NOPE.....

11. MR. BEST FRIEND

Advantages
a. He`s your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain`t about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can`t stand his *bleep*no more

ONCE.....NO COMMENT
12. MR. RIGHT

Advantages
a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He doesn`t have a bunch of kids and babies mommas - he`s smarter than that.
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see he`s fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference b/t formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat
h. He loves his mother and respects women
WITH THE EXCEPTION OF D,G,I AND J THIS DESCRIBES MY HUSBAND.......HE HAS A JOB, NOT A CAREER... BUT HE GOES TO WORK EVERY DAY; ONE BABY MAMA (HIS EX WIFE) ...NOBODY'S PERFECT; MY HUSBAND IS AVERAGE LOOKING BUT HE'S MINE AND I LOVE HIM; MY MAN CAN DRESS BUT USUALLY GOES FOR SWEATS AND A WHITE TEE UNLESS ITS A SPECIAL OCCASION.....OVERALL, I GOT A GOOD MAN......THE REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS ON THIS LIST MY HUSBAND HAS!!!!!!!!!niceone.gif
Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/wife

gimme_a_moment · (#9 (**permalink**))

lol,

me, im jus tryin to be mr right here u know. but one thing that im curious about. what makes the thugs and the ghetto dwellers good in bed? pure ragga black man aggression?? i guess its true what they say - treat em' mean, keep em keen!

Miyu · (#10 (**permalink**))

I find this poster to be extremely foolish to the say the least. Mr Thug and Ghetto are portrayed as sex machines, while shifty in all other things. The intellect is portrayed as clueless when it comes to sex but good in other things. Can I please see the statistics?

Wait, I'm I supposed tobelieve that someone can actually copy paste this nonesense here?

**shakes head**

liberiangirl · (#11 (**permalink**))

Since i seem to have to spell out few things fora fewsome clueless folkson here, this thread was intendedforentertainment purposes. It is not meant to be taken seriously.Where in the world would there be statistics to show that smarter people are not as good in bed as bad boys? Who would do a study on that? Not isnt that a bit of a foolish statement? There can't be peaceful thread on blackchat w/o someone trying to incite a debate. Get a life.

gimme_a_moment · (#12 (**permalink**))

whoah, ladies, ladies, a bit of calm in the room.

sorry Miyu but i gotta agree with Lib girl on this, all in fun from start as afr as i was concerned.

BUT... is there some truth to the "thug man/bed banger" stereotype, a few girls have mentioned it not just on this thread but other sources as well so a brotha wondering is there some fact to this otherwise regarded myth?