Information for Ladies...

DSP · (#1 (**permalink**))

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season! for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equivalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds (WHO TIMES THIS & HOW?)

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) (Most born only to die miserable deaths afterwards in open air! ).

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the:

alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen

after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, dou! ghnuts, pumpkin pie (happy thanksgiving!)

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower (yep, noticed that!)

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an A.M. erection

Abissinia · (#2 (**permalink**))

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DSP · (#3 (**permalink**))

I am a firm believer in online education. blkscholar

An_Advanced_Spark · (#4 (**permalink**))

conscious sistah · (#5 (**permalink**))

and the significance of this is...................................

Mezmerized · (#6 (**permalink**))

conscious sistah wrote:

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and the significance of this is...................................

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Apparently we need to learn more about men'stravelling seamen ratebecausewe women haven't got much to think about excepteverything to do with men......even if it is how far they shoot theirwhatever.

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*sigh*

Backatya · (#7 (**permalink**))

This thread reminds methat I wanted to suggestan idea fora new 'Village'to the other mods. One called 'Slow Day At The Office Village'....LOL

Respect

DSP · (#8 (**permalink**))

conscious sistah wrote:

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and the significance of this is...................................

you asking or just making a comment?

Mez, you talk about women too much you know that?

Backatya, this is educational material

Gazelle · (#9 (**permalink**))

My life is forever enriched.

Thank you DSP.

DSP · (#10 (**permalink**))

Gazelle wrote:

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My life is forever enriched.

Thank you DSP.

Something about the way you say that sound soooooo ...............

Vezz. · (#11 (**permalink**))

DSP wrote:

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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches Whose penis? White men? Asian??

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the:

alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen

after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

blackbutterfly182 · (#12 (**permalink**))

Lady Vee wrote:

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DSP wrote:

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Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches Whose penis? White men? Asian??

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the:

alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen

after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

ACIDIC FRUITS AND ALCOHOL (EXCEPT PROCESSED LIQUORS) GIVE IT A PLEASANT AND SUGARY TASTE.

Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (Drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)

I thought that aswell normally these "studies" are conducted on people of the caucasian persuasion. To make them feel better about themselves!