Are cancerian the most miserable star sign? - Page 3

Sooofresh · (#51 (**permalink**))

Big up the LEO....lion, strength vitality, leader, yes look undre my name sooofresh i am leader, apparently majority of successful people are leo's........quite natural really

torn by life · (#52 (**permalink**))

every cancerian ive met is defo grumpy, including mum.. tut tut.. hence i have no cancerian friends stay well away,

plus im a gemini the moaning, bores me after a while

Madam Butterfly · (#53 (**permalink**))

You know what? since SOME of you seem soooo determined to piss us off in our birthday month (BIG mistake) I will speak for all us "miserable, moany, over sensitive" Cancerians when i say FCUK OFF!!!!!! Next time you want some good home cooking, hellafied bedroom action, someone to spend HOURS listening to your problems whle never telling you of their own, next time you want a back rub or just someone to suddenly give you what you need without you asking for it, next time you want someone soft and sensitive and loving and loyal and kind to be there for you, don't look to us crabs. We got pincers for a reason, bitches!!!

I'll just be retreating into my shy, quiet lil ol' shell now

Miss Nellia · (#54 (**permalink**))

Look let's just face it us archer women are just the BOMB BABYYYYYYYY. End off!!!

blessingfromgod · (#55 (**permalink**))

Next time you want some good home cooking, hellafied bedroom action, someone to spend HOURS listening to your problems whle never telling you of their own, next time you want a back rub or just someone to suddenly give you what you need without you asking for it, next time you want someone soft and sensitive and loving and loyal and kind to be there for you

Eh, those traits aren't unique to Misery Cancerian. You've just been describing Ms Leo

milesdavis · (#56 (**permalink**))

Most females wont like this but what the hell...anyway, Gemini's have the duality issue. Personally, can't deal with the night and day shit. Furthermore, will have sex (not freaky), but they are the biggest liars in the Zodiac. No offense intended but thats how it is while

Aries just love to f*k but they seem to have a few loose screws.

Taurus can be freaky but they are too controlling and mean, and of course immature.

Cancer-nuff said in my earlier post

Leo PHEW! let put it simple,they are obsessed with money actually they can be bought by spending money on them and like to be in control in the bed though they are not all that good in bed.

Virgo-Freakiest in the Zodiac if you can bring it out.

Libra females are Too Vain and sneaky for their own good.I cant deal with that sh*t either

SCORPIO, I could write a book about them using sex as a weapon, having a sex game plan that they use on everyone, being devious and evil because they do not like to deal with their emotions, and basically being ignorant as hell to be down. To be fair at times i love 'them but I can't stand them at the same time. That said i can also confess they have some amazing sexual libidos but are vengeful.....so you get both JOY& PAIN from these types of women

Sagittarius-Love their frankness but they talk more shit than they can back up....

Capricorn-Love to f*ck with their gold digging asses they are also cold hearted mofo's and tend to be quite conceited.

Aquarius-Sneaky, Flirty, and will take your money and anybody else's

Pisces-the cultivated ones are cool, but they all can be pretty crazy. They are willing but they don't keep my attention long don't get me wrong,are funny as hell. Lots of fun but you can never take them seriously. They don't tend to want anything serious either and life is too short for that shit

Vezz. · (#57 (**permalink**))

Wow!

Three pages on miserable Cancerians!!!

We can't be that bad, now can we?

MilesDavies,

Your descriptions of the zodiac signs are hilarious. That said, I agree with your description of Gemini. I seem to attract the females as friends, but they have a warped view of the world....

Kunjufu · (#58 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madam Butterfly

You know what? since SOME of you seem soooo determined to piss us off in our birthday month (BIG mistake) I will speak for all us "miserable, moany, over sensitive" Cancerians when i say FCUK OFF!!!!!! Next time you want some good home cooking, hellafied bedroom action, someone to spend HOURS listening to your problems whle never telling you of their own, next time you want a back rub or just someone to suddenly give you what you need without you asking for it, next time you want someone soft and sensitive and loving and loyal and kind to be there for you, don't look to us crabs. We got pincers for a reason, bitches!!!

I'll just be retreating into my shy, quiet lil ol' shell now

where was i again..about Cancerian's being 'miserable?

*$HaNnY_Bu* · (#59 (**permalink**))

Quote:

Originally Posted by milesdavis

Most females wont like this but what the hell...anyway, Gemini's have the duality issue. Personally, can't deal with the night and day shit. Furthermore, will have sex (not freaky), but they are the biggest liars in the Zodiac. No offense intended but thats how it is while

Aries just love to f*k but they seem to have a few loose screws.

Taurus can be freaky but they are too controlling and mean, and of course immature.

Cancer-nuff said in my earlier post

Leo PHEW! let put it simple,they are obsessed with money actually they can be bought by spending money on them and like to be in control in the bed though they are not all that good in bed.

Virgo-Freakiest in the Zodiac if you can bring it out.

Libra females are Too Vain and sneaky for their own good.I cant deal with that sh*t either

SCORPIO, I could write a book about them using sex as a weapon, having a sex game plan that they use on everyone, being devious and evil because they do not like to deal with their emotions, and basically being ignorant as hell to be down. To be fair at times i love 'them but I can't stand them at the same time. That said i can also confess they have some amazing sexual libidos but are vengeful.....so you get both JOY& PAIN from these types of women

Sagittarius-Love their frankness but they talk more shit than they can back up....

Capricorn-Love to f*ck with their gold digging asses they are also cold hearted mofo's and tend to be quite conceited.

Aquarius-Sneaky, Flirty, and will take your money and anybody else's

Pisces-the cultivated ones are cool, but they all can be pretty crazy. They are willing but they don't keep my attention long don't get me wrong,are funny as hell. Lots of fun but you can never take them seriously. They don't tend to want anything serious either and life is too short for that shit

NOOOOOOOO...Im a Capricorn and one- I like a man with ambition and prospects. I have been in positins where the male i have been with has not had a penny, don t drive doesnt pay for me (ill pay for them or its 50/50). HOWEVER i have no sympathy for nonsical behaviour and can be quite militant, im also stubborn, so if thats the cold your talking about then kind of fair enough, I am very considerate and caring, and im more sensitve than people think. and i would like to know what zodiac sign you are

*$HaNnY_Bu* · (#60 (**permalink**))

Oh and im not conceited. Cant stand that!

blessingfromgod · (#61 (**permalink**))

Leo PHEW! let put it simple,they are obsessed with money actually they can be bought by spending money on them and like to be in control in the bed though they are not all that good in bed.

MilesDavis. Dont be mad you were'nt man enough to unlock the passion in LEO

Miss Nellia · (#62 (**permalink**))

According to MD's astrological profile, he must be a saggy coz he too chats sh*t......... lmaoo

Abissinia · (#63 (**permalink**))

@Gmahogany

You're right about Mez being an Aquarian. Good guess lol although you'll find in real life she's sweet as pie

@Coltrane

about Scorpions being evil and freaks. I'll have you know we are the best people you'll ever get to meet.