hejola report for 03032008
Category: News and Politics

Hejola report for 03032008.

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Kingsville, TX. Hello again I am Jonathon barrio, bill Diaz is on vacation. Well mi raza como estan todo los Chicanos, tejanos y whatever you want to call your self's have a great Texan day. Now for our headline news;

Barrio man glues his ears over the weekend.

Bad news for raza good news for farmers.

And plot to shoot el ojo barrio private under covered.

Yesterday afternoon 2 white boys were arrested along con two barrio men and one black guy on a plot to kill one of our barrio leaders el ojo barrio private eye. As you might remember, el ojo junior was killed last year while investigating the killing of panzone caliente. All five men were taken to a detention center across the tracks. More details will be provided later this week.

Bad news came into the hood via good news for barrio farmers. It was just reported to the hood que a new Asian cockroach had just been proven que it's a great asset to farmers says pancho villa Moreno a county extension agent. Si says Moreno que esta cockroach had been determined que it loved to eat those insects that eat on cotton and other plants in the fields. Si says Moreno que we could see more of those cockroaches pero more cotton, soy beans and tomatos.

In other news Juan morales had to call 811 around 11 p.m. last night, he had glued his ears shut for the weekend. When asked why do a dumb thing like that he said, you should come an live in my home over the weekend, and you will understand why. It seemed que his wife maria had just been released for the weekend for the county jail on a program where inmates can come home once a month. This was the weekend when his wife was released.

Well raza there you have it for today, counting down towards tejano journal this could be our year.