MOVIES THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN MADE - Page 3

*$HaNnY_Bu* · (#51 (**permalink**))

you got served well....BS thats wot it was BS! THE DANCING YEAH!!! TYHE ACTING....HELL NO! WOTS WITH THE FAT GUY WHO 'WANTS HIS MONEY'.

The Watcher · (#52 (**permalink**))

The leprechuan??? LEPRECHUAN????

Howcan a leprechaun be a horror movie?? HA HA HA HA HA

back to dahood LOL

These guys are jokers! and they actually made a friggin SEQUEL???

Actually though, Players club was Ok. Bernie Mac is always watchable.

CashMoney · (#53 (**permalink**))

AUSTIN POWERS QUOTES. I LOVE THE WHOLE FILM, TOO MNY TO MENTION BUT HERES SOME

U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much

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Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man

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Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Dr. Evil: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism[/i]]
Dr. Evil: Close the tank!
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott Evil: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Dr. Evil: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.

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Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

Taysense · (#54 (**permalink**))

The barber shop movies weren't bad, actually they were quite decent.

Also DOn't be a menace was funny first time I seen it. I see those lebrachaun movies too, definitly should not have been made.

People are naming some fairly decent movies here, King arthur was pretty good.confused3

Belly, What were they trying to pull with that enigmatic plot that was going no where. lol, I thought I could be convincing as an actor than DMX.

Austin Powers 3(2 and 1 were ok)

UniqueLady · (#55 (**permalink**))

Mafdet wrote:

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For all those who already mentioned it Gang of Roses should be BANNED

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I HEAR THAT!!!!

basic_meo · (#56 (**permalink**))

this film is absolutly sh*****t I sleep off in the cinema

UniqueLady · (#57 (**permalink**))

All them films got on my last nerves esp Babyboy damn tyrese cant act!

More to come....

BlackangelY3k · (#58 (**permalink**))

i actually liked 8 women but i got tired of reading the subtitles as it was all in french

Cims · (#59 (**permalink**))

Burning Spear wrote:

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Stay clear if you value your sanity.

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Regard ing Pandora's Box....Talk about false advertising!!! Tyson Beckfordwas in this for like 5mins!!! I didnt even watch it to the end, & that chick who was tyson's woman... that was a man right? no wonderyou cant see herface on da cover

Mafdet · (#60 (**permalink**))

@All

Its got to the point now that if I see any dvd covers with the following I do not get them infact I put them at the back of the display so other customers are not tortured as well:

1. Lisa Rae and all the others like her.

2. Wayan Brothers they irritate the heck out of me

3. Snoop Dogg and Master P

4. Martin Lawrence yes including the bad boys films

5. All rap/RnBartist who try to act including Beyonce

6. Jennifer Lopez

7. Slyvestor Sillone after Rocky 1 & 2

8. Jada Pinkett

For the poster that nominated the Magic Roundabout ......jeese I hope your excuse is you took children to watch this movie :?

when_brothers_pray. by roederick vines

Phenobarbidoll09 · (#61 (**permalink**))

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The core, Fear.com, The Ring, Ice Cube movie withSanta (can't think of the name), All Hannibal Hector movies, All movies with Eddie Griffin, All movies with Lisa Ray, Oh Gosh, that horrible movie where a group of friends (all men) meet at a cabin in the woods and some virus infects them... can't think of the name, but Morgan Freeman was in it. Okay, here is the rest, 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever, Brown Sugar, Purple Rain, Phone Booth, All Texas Chain Saw movies besides the last one, Show Girls, Jimmy Neutron, Monster Ball, Swat, and I can go on and on and on and on and on.

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The ring (the american version) is awful i've seen the japoriginal and it's a major slap in the face-thank god someone mentioned show girls (with it's most laughable sex scene)

jazztalking · (#62 (**permalink**))

Dog eat Dog... disowned by its actor and producer Dj Mark Tonderai. Really really bad.

Most filmsby Spike Lee except Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, She Gotta Have It and 25th Hour.

Everything Bruce Willis has appeared in except for Pulp Fiction

Star Wars Episode 1

Paul McCartney`s legendary turkey "Give My Regards to Broad Street"

Halle Berry's Cat Woman

Ulysses Gaze..a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very sloooooow film by an arty European filmmaker.

Belly...Hype Williams never directed another film!

From the Eddie Murphy canon: Coming to America/Pluto Nash/The Golden Child/Beverly Hills Cop 2 and 3

So many bad films..so much time