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best movie would be:

all robert de niro films, like heat and ronin are good

and i think he's hot 2 banana.gifpretty old but still hot lol



hate all teenage movie's like 10 things i hate about you and she's all that.....every movie that hase to do whit highschool sucks:P



give me action and comedy



oh yeah love eddy murfy and martnlawrens on LIFE, that movie was soo funny dudeniceone.gifniceone.gif


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*My little eye..(i think!) it's a Big Brother type "thriller"mad-moonie

*any JENNIFER LOPEZ film after Out of Sightsport-smiley

*Hav Plently.....thats 1hr n 1/2 of my life im never gettin backblkheadbang

* Armeggedon/Volcano/Dante's Peak/The natural disaster film were Morgan Freeman plays the president.....YAWNblkthumbsdown

*OHMYGOD - how has no1 mentioned THE GRUDGE ?- the ending was pure s***blkflush

*Tomb Raider 1- no plot or dialouge...laughable, wat were they thinking?!blkwonder

* From Justin to Kelly....a film starring the American Idol winner & runner-up - why?????????????bigno

*ANY film on Sky Movies 1 - 9 before 8pm - cheesy repeat after cheesy repeat blkcry....n they have the cheek 2 charge dat much money for my Sky Subcription.blkfingerwag




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best movie would be:

all robert de niro films, like heat and ronin are good
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Plus Goodfellas; Raging Bull; The Deer Hunter; Taxi Driver; King of Comedy; Godfather part 2 and Casino wasn't bad either

and i think he's hot 2 banana.gifpretty old but still hot lol



hate all teenage movie's like 10 things i hate about you and she's all that.....every movie that hase to do whit highschool sucks:P
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oh yeah love eddy murfy and martnlawrens on LIFE, that movie was soo funny dudeniceone.gifniceone.gif
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...mmmmm.....it was OK but I wouldn't watch it again....


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Post imported post - 08-06-05, 05:23 PM

My wife dragged me to see Monster In Law a couple of weeks ago.

I'd rather walk barefoot on broken glass and hot coals while drinkinga glass of rodent pissthan endure another two hours of that sh*t!!! blkangryblkangry

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!


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Post imported post - 10-06-05, 10:04 PM

Things like SWAT or Traffic, I'd imagine. Full of faux tough guys and guns and shooting. Terrible show. Oh, white chicks of course

The thing with White Chicks is that I can't sit through the trailer without those bizarre latex masks making me feel queasy. They are far more horrifying than anything that Wes Craven ever thought up. Myabe they should just stick to those CRAP jokes in that channel called TROUBLE


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[align=center]ALEXANDER[/align]
[align=center]DO NOT watch this movie. You absolutely musn't..[/align]


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Another vote for You Got Served. But then again, I watched a little bit of it... and it was in German. Enough to switch off.

All those people on the front covers of these DVDs who big up crappy films want sacking.


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Post imported post - 12-06-05, 06:59 PM

better add these to my list of useless dumps.

you got served.= over dancing and stupidity

sky captain and the tommorrow world.= saw this crap yesterday and i regret paying 3.50 for this usless piece of work/


the colour purple=. need i say more, the black man was the enemy as usuall . it was directed by a white guy who dont know jack bout us. so that film dont get a second look from me. pure nonsense.

hitch hikers guide,. the old version was crap.

alfie.= the new one with jude law was a waste of budget.

all wayans brothers movies.

eyes wide shut.

monsters ball.

like mike. sensless


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EVERY SINGLE MOVIE STARRING A RAPPER............including IC CUBE

and any film with BEYOUNCE

any film based ona history remake then the american decide to change the plot ie Pearl Harbour, any world war 1 and 2, Titanic..................any european history yet it gets changed into America saved the day.

all rubbish

brit flicks like bridget jones diary, notting hill, four weddings and a funeral,

any action movies like rocky, bad boys with over exaggerated fighting, bullets etc etc and yet the main actor never gets killed

any film where the black man always gets killed in the first 5 mins of the movie

any childish crap like dr do little etc etc

any crap with queen latifah xyz etc etc rescuing sisters from the hood bollocks

to be honest every movie except Malcolm X and finding Nemo, they are the only two i rate


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Post imported post - 13-06-05, 05:45 PM

The film Gangsta's Paradise which is a mishmash of yardies, American gangbangers, mafiosos and corrupt businessmen.

It contains some of the WORSE acting you could ever have the displeasure of watching in a film.

Avoid!!


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the colour purple=. need i say more, the black man was the enemy as usuall . it was directed by a white guy who dont know jack bout us. so that film dont get a second look from me. pure nonsense.

The colour purple a bad film. I will have to completely disagree with you on that one. In fact I have noticed in this thread that there are some movies in here that I actually enjoyed. I guess that says a lot for my tastes. LOL!
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The Golden Child is one of my all time favourites. I still manage to laugh until I cry everytime I watch it. One of my favourite scenes is when Eddie Murphy has to ask for the Knife in Nepal and he raps instead..
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"I, I, I, I, want the knife"
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Gets me every time.
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Kill Bill Vol 2 was the worst. Maybe I had high expectations after Vol 1, but it left me with a foul taste in my mouth.
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hulk, hulk, HULK

CATWOMAN,

ALEXANDER

You've Got Mail blksnore

SHOW GIRLS sh1

Sadly there are probably more of theses films to be made bigno




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