Undercover Brother.....love that stoopid film, especially the part where James Brown makes the racist henchman dance.

Muppet Treasure Island.."oh my gawd, they've got the boom boom sticks" (Guns)

Sean of the Dead.....quality British rubbish.

Johnny English......its on now on ITV 2. Awful. hilarious.

Mo Better Blues...pretty dire in places, pretty amazing in places

I forgot about Howard The Duck....the film is so terrible its entertaining LMAO...

I liked Krull.

Kunjufu, you beat me to it!!!.... LOL



Kunjufu wrote:

I don't think it's rubbish, but I like 'Dragnet'........including the rap by Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd.

Death Wish 3 is a hoot!!!!

Poorly acted, incredibly offensive, lame action sequences etc but man if you don't laugh out loud at the ridiculousness then something's wrong with you! Particularly the bit where Bronson is having dinner at some family's house when he hears hoodlums breaking into his car, so he excuses himself from the table, goes outside and shoots them both dead, then comes back to eat dinner like nothing happened!!!! ROFL

Rambo II: Rambo you take me to america?

Commando: Matirx, I thought you were going to kill me last? I lied!

Jackie Chan's, Who am I?

Any Steven Seagal movie. You have to admire Channels FIVE's Seagal ads... they crack me up.

"You know it's Seagal because the hero is a pony tailed, ex special forces environmentalist alongside a beautiful unknown actress avenging the murder of a loved one by a villain with far more impressive fighting skills and trailer friendly one-liners" HAHAHAHA

The Fifth Element.

DM, oops excuse me, The Watcher I gotta cosign on the Steven Seagal movies. I've even watched all of the bad ones that have come out in the past two years.

I think Loaded Weapon is pretty entertaining and funny.

Re Marked for Death.....someone's spot on analysis on IMDB:


I frankly lost count of the reasons as they piled up so quickly. I watched in awed fascination as badness on top of badness just kept coming. I'm shocked this script was greenlighted at all. I don't come to IMDB to bash movies, I come to praise them, but in this case, I can't resist:

1. The bad guys selling drugs to schoolkids IN THE SCHOOLYARD. This was so over the top it was ridiculous. This never happens in real life. A bunch of Jamaicans setting up shop at school right next to the field the football team is practicing on no less. Even better is how right after getting a teenage girl to try weed, they get her to try crack! I guess it is a "gateway drug."

2. This movie seems to think a lot of high school kids are into crack! The kids who had just tried pot for the first time ask if the next joint has crack as if that's a good thing! More: "My star QB ODed on coke." "My thirteen year old nephew died in one of their crackhouses." The percentage of high school kids who do crack is almost nonexistent. This movie makes it look like they do crack the way normal, real life kids do weed! They are trying to build up hate for the villains but they go so over the top with their portrayl and stories about them that it becomes laughable. Also: how about teaching your kids that crack is bad? No one forced them to smoke it!

2. The bad guys going down soft as cotton. I was willing to forgive it until the main villain. The first "screwface" went down in two moves like any henchman before him (while holding a sword no less) and the second one got in maybe three hits total before Seagal snapped him over his knee like a twig. It was like watching someone play a video game on "Easy" mode. Not much fun and kind of pointless. I like to see the hero challenged.

3. The song played at the bar. Not sure if everyone caught this. Was obviously recorded for the soundtrack with numerous references to the movie's plot. References include: "Screwface you're going down," "corrupting our children," and "Justice on its way." This is the type of song you play over the credits but they did it as a LIVE performance in the bar where Steve met the hooker. How would they know Justice was coming? Why would they speak out against a man so feared? Maybe because they had access to the script. Never seen anything so stupid in my life.

4. Steven is trapped in the car, and the bad guy... throws a cocktail in the back seat? Not on him, doesn't shoot him... And Steven's convienent escape was even more lame. (I liked his little roll and pull gun out routine after though)

5. The villain was laughable and moronically over the top. Hears about Steven killing one of his henchman, gets mad, flips card table, takes off leg and beats another henchman with it?

6. The acting by most everyone ranged from horrendous to acceptable. Mostly horrendous.

7. The DEA guy talking about how it was Hatcher's work upon seeing the dead bodies. And then he... is never seen again. Doesn't do anything about it. And how did he know off the bat that simply because it was a professional job that it must have been Hatcher?

8. All the characters who go out of their way to explain to us how the Jamaicans really are not all drug dealing sociopaths, even though the rest of the film seems to think so. The trip to Jamaicatown or wherever would not have been needed if they had not written them as VooDoo Killers Who Deal to Schoolkids beforehand.

9. Maybe it is just me, but between the Jamaican's impenetrably thick accents and Seagal's low delivery, I felt like I needed subtitles. Probably a blessing in disguise, actually.



But that's what makes the film so ****ing enjoyable!!!