Q: The Movie

The film is not to everyone's taste but I love, love it. I watched it 6 times in a row one time. The movie is full of jokes, it always has me in stitches.

The Specialist - Biggest steaming pile of sh*t! Stallone is one of the worst actors ever, Sharon Stone is as wooden as a piece of furniture, and the rest of characters who are supposed to be Cuban look no more Latin than Whoopi Goldberg!! But I still enjoy this film!! Especially Rod Steiger with his horrible Cuban accent pronouncing "you" as "choo".

Dolemite - The fight scenes are among the worse in history. How anyone can take seriously a film when the characters knock someone out and their hand or foot misses the person by 5 miles!!

Third World Cop-Terrible acting and equally as bad one liners. "NotNice, pay the price"

Cradle 2 the Grave - See above.

Dirty Pretty Things - Don't ask me whyI like this sh*t.

Rudeboy the Jamaican Don- This film is equally entertaining as it is horrendous. So bad I guarantee you howl with laughter throughout the whole thing.

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Prince: You see I really like Rambo 2, that for me is a classic...Stallone film, Bullshit storyline, racist as hell and THE worst acting ever...but it is simply THE funniest film ever..

First Stallone doesn'tutter more than a sentence throughout the film until the very end when he gets to speak a paragraph of script..(a short Paragraph at that).. You see his brain working up to it, you see him fix his face with plastic emotion and then he replies to the Question; Rambo what do you want?

Stallone:....I want!!!!

(long pause)

Stallone:....I want what all of us want, what we all want..

(Another pause)

Stallone:....That is for American to love us as we love it.....

Another pause..

At this bit at the end of the film my boy turns and walks John Wayne style into the Sunset...

But who can forget that touching love scene between Rambo, and the Vietnamese beauty.. whilst on the boat sailing towards their next bloodfest.. She declares (in a squeeky vietnamese voice) 'will yu take me to Amerryca?

rambo glares back at her..they touch..briefly..

Next thing as my girl gets off the boat the BAD man puts a bullet in her...Nooooo, Rambo runs to her side..She lies there limp with a bit of designer blood trickling ever so neatly from the corner of her mouth..

She look up at Rambo and barely utters his name..'RAMBOT' and with that she kack it..Oh dear not a bright move on Mr bad mans behalf..

(que Rambo to get rough and ready), who tell him to do that eh? One Bad man despatched in a gruesome moment later...Classic...

If you've not seen this film its best served with friends picking out all the worst bit and laghing at the unintentional humour..hilarious..

Kunjufu

I can top that for all the same reasons with Arnie's COMMANDO

WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE CHOPPER!! NOOOOOOOOOOW!

Put him in de kuuler!

Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2 - - Scary Movie 3...was.....the sh***est film I've ever watched. But the other two were so funny!! Especially the caretaker in no.2 with the dodgy hand lolol, and the possessed cat. Everyone always tells me "They're crap" re te te, but I think think they're funny! lol

LMAO!!! Kunjufu

That Rambo piss take...classic. RAMBOT!!!!

For me it has to be Star Wars EP3. Anakin was a whiny little harlot that belonged to a boy band. They could've replaced him with a plank of wood with a ">:-(" face on it. The film was good because I like Sci Fi films though.

@Kunjufu

LOL like the scene where all the Vietnamese are firing at him from the bridgeyet they're all running in front of each other's guns!! LOL!!

But I bet I can also top that film with Universal Soldier....Jean Claude Van Damm is just as atrocious as Stallone!! Like the part when he nyams 30 plates of food then when the cook and the other people in the diner decide to fight him for not paying he whups all their asses with food still in his mouth then when he finishes fighting them he goes "I just wanted to eat!" LMAO!!!

How could I forget:



I don't even know where to start....

Cheesy dialogue, terrible music, bad acting, poor camera angles....Classic rubbish flick!!!

Bad boy Shonuff with the worse jheri curl hairstyle and Star Trek outfit......

Don't even get me started on the dialogue:

"Who's the baddest??"

"Shonuff!!!"

"I know somebody that can beat you!"

"Leeeeeeeeeeeerooooooooyy!!!"

"I need a bodyguard, you know, someone to guard my body..." ok....

Those chinese men singing some awful song that went something like "you stick(?) it to me, I stick it to you...."

My man Leroy starting to glow like those old Ready Brek adverts before kicking Shonuff's ass!!

I could go on and on....

Back in the day this was THE film to see! So horrible it was good!!!

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y'all cant leave out all vandamme movies

...ie

u killed my master im coming for revenge part I

u killed my master im coming for revenge part II

u killed my master im coming for revenge part III

u killed my master im coming for revenge part IIII

and

u killed my father im coming for revenge part I

u killed my father im coming for revenge part II

u killed my father im coming for revenge part III

...

Van Damme is joke because of the same cheesy spinning roundhouse kick in all of his movies. If it's such a powerful weapon, why not just use it from the get go?

Oh and I love the way he shows that kick from about 6 different angles and speeds LOL

Jumped up ballet dancer chuuuups!





Prince Hakeem you cant diss the last dragon!! That film is too much joke!