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Romeo Must Die - When Colin was talking to his girl in their flat and he was saying "you know I got ideas, it's like sheeeeit, fukk it, I AM an idea!" Just for that he deserved to get flung out the window.

Also when DMX was like guns don't kill people, people kill people....

X-Men - When Halle Berry said "you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning.....the same that happens to anything else" LOL....OK....WTF???Third World Cop - "Not Nice, pay the price" blkfishslap



And any old skool kung fu flick!!!


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''Martini, shaken not stirred''

Like what diffrence does it make you Mi5 supporting, Thatcher ass kissing, coup funding prat!? Go drink some toilet water and get your dick out of Halle already... and take your puny PPK with you, its a womans gun.

''To the bat mobile!''

No thanks, I'll get the bus.

''Whats that Lassie? Timmy needs help!?''

No, hes holding up the local corner store and I'm chocking on a chew stick.

''Danger Will Robinson, Danger!''

If anyone knows anything about the greys and their colonial wet dreams they'll know the Robinsons are some colonial family settlers, if theres any danger its some peace abiding Martian holding up a power fist fighting to free cousin zork from being enslaved to a one sided IMF contract.

''Its clobberin' time''

Shut up, hulk would smash you into small peices grind you down and use you to line Lassies litter tray. Eat green and like it.

''Flame on''

Does he really have to say that each time he wants to power up? I mean, cool powers and everything butdoes Superman say, ''Lazer eyes!'' each time he wants to cut through the side of a mountain? No.

''I see dead people''

Wow,little kid sees dead people and dosen't realise hes being schooled by one until the very end of the film. Lame.

Include anything from MiIII and that other one with the spy couple fighting one another... as well as all those cheap production US ''comedies'' where they fall around bumping into things for 3 hours shagging pies.


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''Flame on''

Does he really have to say that each time he wants to power up? I mean, cool powers and everything butdoes Superman say, ''Lazer eyes!'' each time he wants to cut through the side of a mountain? No.
I know, that shit is so needless not to mention freakin annoying.



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''Martini, shaken not stirred''

Like what diffrence does it make you Mi5 supporting, Thatcher ass kissing, coup funding prat!? Go drink some toilet water and get your dick out of Halle already... and take your puny PPK with you, its a womans gun.

hmm....maybe you should TASTE the difference


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''I see dead people''

Wow,little kid sees dead people and dosen't realise hes being schooled by one until the very end of the film. Lame.
The kid knows about it from the first meeting. The sentence is actually meant to be a hint


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Kill Bill when that patient comatose pimp said "My name's chuck and I'm here to ****" wtf?


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ANYTHING Anakin said to Amidala in the Star wars prequels and ANYTHING that cow said back. Their dialogue makes me shudder.


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Default 31-08-07, 04:11 PM

Also at the end of Ocean's 11 when Julia Roberts said to Benedict "Remember Terry in your hotel, there's ALWAYS someone watching" what a typical corny Hollywood line.

The entire script of that racist, god awful film Rollin with The Nines. I can't even begin to describe how terrible the dialogue in that film is.


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