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Originally Posted by Kunjufu
Mr resident BNV fitness instructer....
A problem I'm going to trini soon...and i need a belly flattening programme that will work in approx 20 days... any idea?
Ps..any butt firming ideas will be welcomed as i plan to wear my thong too...
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA <SIDES ARE SPLITTING> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA <TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY FACE> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA <NOW HAVING COUGHING FITS> HA HA HA HA HA HA <OK LET ME STOP, TAKE A BREATHER> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA <OH GOSH I NEED MY INHALER> HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Ok I'm all laughed out, no wait a minute.......................HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
For u to get ur belly flat u need to drink bitters,

then u need to develop anorexia/bulimia until ur ready to fly out. As for the butt firmin u need to do the squeeze the buttcheeks and release exercise. You in a thong I defo have to see, u'll be putting dem trini gals to shame wit the junk u got in ur trunk. You gonna wear some pum pum shorts aswell? And a bra top, and walk on the beach with a flower stuck on ur bald head?