Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

Breadfruit · (#1 (**permalink**))

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MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

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Mokele Mbembe · (#2 (**permalink**))

How could something so pervy ever work? What an idiot

Kibibi · (#3 (**permalink**))

DrunkMonkey wrote:

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How could something so pervy ever work? What an idiot

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Well it fooled two other idiots.

Soulstarr · (#4 (**permalink**))

BlackBeauty wrote:

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DrunkMonkey wrote:

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How could something so pervy ever work? What an idiot

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Well it fooled two other idiots.

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Exactly what I was thinking!

YankeeJamaRican · (#5 (**permalink**))

Man, there are no words for how stupid they must be... door-to-door breast exam??

Prince Hakeem · (#6 (**permalink**))

ROTFLMAO

Saida.M · (#7 (**permalink**))

On the face it I was laughing too. But then you have to thinkthat it is in the place where you have to pay for your medical care. So anything medical, offered free is probably seen as a bonus. Plus he's an old man - so perhapsthat's why some people were duped.confused3

Backatya · (#8 (**permalink**))

Breadfruit wrote:

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One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

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I don't mean to sound insentive or anything but pleeze!

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He told her he was doing free breast examination and it took:

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a) a request to remove all her cloths

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b) him sticking his figures (without gloves) up her do-dah

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for her to get suspicious?

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That goes beyond mere gullibility!

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I have known people under anaesthetic to have more wheres-about-it-all than that.

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Respect

Backatya · (#9 (**permalink**))

athaba wrote:

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On the face it I was laughing too. But then you have to thinkthat it is in the place where you have to pay for your medical care. So anything medical, offered free is probably seen as a bonus. Plus he's an old man - so perhapsthat's why some people were duped.confused3

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Nicetry sis! I have to give you 10 out of 10 for effort, but come on now......you don't seriously expect to fly with that one

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Respect

Prince Hakeem · (#10 (**permalink**))

athaba wrote:

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On the face it I was laughing too. But then you have to thinkthat it is in the place where you have to pay for your medical care. So anything medical, offered free is probably seen as a bonus. Plus he's an old man - so perhapsthat's why some people were duped.confused3

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If an old woman came to my house dressed as a nurseand offeredto feel up my d*ck to make sure it was intact, alarm bells would go off immediately. I would think either this woman is 1)a perv, 2)off her rockers or 3) or someone with an extremely bizarre sense of humour.

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You have to be real STOOOOOPID to fall for something like those women did. Come on, when have you EVER heard of anything like this from the beginning of time until now??? Someone just shows up out the blue and says "hey, I'm here to rub on your funbags free of charge to make sure your healthy" and they let homey do it.....WTF???? Then one of them even let the man feel up her punnani with him bare dutty handthen gets suspicious AFTERWARDS?! Again, WTF?!?!?!?

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever read on BN and had Breadfruit not posted a picture with a link I'd have sworn he was making this up.

YankeeJamaRican · (#11 (**permalink**))

Prince Hakeem wrote:

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Someone just shows up out the blue and says "hey, I'm here to rub on your funbags free of charge to make sure your healthy" and they let homey do it.....WTF????

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Funbags??

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Kibibi · (#12 (**permalink**))

Well he was European, what more did she need to prove that he was genuine? smoking-devil