Would be some serious words if a young baby could talk
Should a hear mi Princess anytime she a start!

She say:

"Daddy next time you tek mi outta di bath..
Please no crick mi neck when you a try dry mi off..
Everytime Mummy smile- she make me start laugh..
Mi throat a hurt me - me think mi have mi first cough
Mi gum a hurt... - mek sure mi food nice and soft..
You see mi little crib? Tek di toys off!!
Last night mi look up and see a big monster jaws
Wey oonu a try fi do??. stop mi little heart?
Mi cant tek surprise - look how mi life sweet & short..
Excuse mi Daddy!
Me want burp and paarps!!
Rub mi little back-
Plenty wind fi pass
Another ting you fi do - turn off di light when it dark!
You nu see mi want sleep - you no want mi grow fast?
Tell mi three bredder dem please! stop fight di wars..
Only ting dem good for
Plane and toy cars..
Leave mi pon di floor anytime mi a crawl..
And please pick mi up anytime mi a bawl..:
No care wey Granny say.. mi nah go get spoil at all!!
Plenty interesting item way up pon di wall..
Cant wait fi reach dem- when mi get big and tall
Shut di front room door - mi caant tek di draught..
Nu feel mi ungrateful.. -- Daddy you a di boss..!

To Royal George...:jawdrop

LOL!! These children getting cheeky nowaydays..bro I never write a lyric and kin so much teeth..