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The New Age Warrior Goes Old School.[/align]
[align=center]Invest in some petrolium fluids, a box of matches and a balaclava. £10 all inclusive at Tescos. [/align]
[align=center]Enter the building avoiding all cameras and apply balaclava... proceed to spray and soak premisis, and staff, in said petrolium fluid. [/align]
[align=center]Leave building.[/align]
[align=center]Think of cocky line for cinemaitc effect. [/align]
[align=center]E.G; ''Burn baby Burn'' or ''we don't need no water''[/align]
[align=center]Apply nessary friction to match head and deposit in small pool of petrolium.[/align]
[align=center]Smoke ciggarett and laugh manically. [/align]
[align=center]Claim insanity when police arrive and talk of alien peer pressure... it makes it easier in court, trust me.[/align]
[align=center]Its either that or a claims court, which would be alot easier but not as intresting or cinematic.[/align]
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