ring ring! ring ring!
blkphonecallhello heaven here
blkdemoncan I speak to Jesus please
blkphonecallwho shall I say is callingcalling
blkdemonSit al-Banal
blkafrohello son, whats up?....ready to stop sinning?
blkdemonna J.C but I keep trying
blkafroGood......what can I do for you son
blkdemonIts your christians..man. they really piss me off ...sorry make me mad
blkafrochristians....*J.C in deep thought* .....
blkdemonyou know...the one who can resight your bible back wards 'n' upside down
blkafronot feelin you on this one Sit....you drunk son?
blkdemoncome on man..stop messin...they go church EVERY SUNDAY DRESSED TO KILL
blkafro*Jesus scratches head*
blkdemon......They tell me how bad and sinfull I am and I'll go to hell, and burn forever. And demons will bite my tender parts for all times.
blkafroI give in...who are these Christians..
blkdemonThey wear the cross and follow YOU. AND YOUR COMIN BACK FOR THEM
blkafroFor God sake Sit..... "I WAS A HEBREW, TALKING TO HEBREWS, ABOUT HEBREW STUFF"
smoking-devilExcuse me gentalmen, I think I should be taking this call....
smoking-devilNow Sit, what do you want to know about my favorite people the CHRISTIANS.

Sit is confused