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01-02-05, 03:44 PM
THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about.
None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- time advance arrangement.
All gifts accepted - money is always good.
No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
No asking for comparisons with former lovers -it's really none of your damn business.
No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
Reason for doggie style: the less the contact, the better.
We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.
The most important one - no condoms, no sex. Carry your ass home.
Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. Participating Party
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01-02-05, 04:11 PM
More than reasonable...I'm sure no-one will argue of any of those valid points that you so articulately madebanana.gif......and needless to say......Don't expect me to call U a cab....Can't U see I've turned the TV on to watch the Sport....kindly don't interrupt....its rude:P
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01-02-05, 05:09 PM
what the f***, are you for real..what you mean..when it suits you? you gwarnin as if your a god!
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01-02-05, 05:25 PM
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This has been done before (it was exactly the same as what you've written/pasted).
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I have this quite a while, I just thought I might share with people that haven't seen it.
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Any crime in that confused3
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01-02-05, 05:36 PM
Blackthought wrote:
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THE BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND
PRINCIPLES:
No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about.
None of that "lovemaking" shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed.
No emotional discussions - Example: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.
No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one- time advance arrangement.
All gifts accepted - money is always good.
No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
No asking for comparisons with former lovers -it's really none of your damn business.
No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends, just sex buddies.
Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
No extra clothing - I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up and go home.
Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
Doggie style preferred - just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!
Reason for doggie style: the less the contact, the better.
We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - so don't keep calling.
The most important one - no condoms, no sex. Carry your ass home.
Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. Participating Party
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01-02-05, 06:47 PM
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This has been done before (it was exactly the same as what you've written/pasted).
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I have this quite a while, I just thought I might share with people that haven't seen it.
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Any crime in that confused3
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Nope no crime in that, just saying that its been done here before.
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Thanks for sharing that.blkbow
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01-02-05, 08:33 PM
Wow never seen that before, a white person coming into a black website and calling the MAJORITY raceN****rs. Yeah like we'd be bothered. Seriously.
Gee I'm so shocked and outraged.
*Sarcasm alert*
We don't even have to be in the white mans face, but yet still we remain in their tiny minds.
Now people that's what you call power and influence and without even doing anything.
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01-02-05, 09:01 PM
peacemaker... what's eating you?
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01-02-05, 09:09 PM
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peacemaker... what's eating you?
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Nothing, just some dipshit who called himself nig_slammer came onto the site and *gasps* called people N****r.
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08-02-05, 05:47 PM
I'm a girl and I totally agree with the booty call agreement. I get like have you got credit or so what i can't stay the night. Err you got your own car, own house and own bed and the phone box is just down the road mate.
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