Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

Bloody hell! what a stupid **** thats almost as bad as that nut job with the claw hammer on another thread on this forum. I have no sympathy for the fool.

Shut up!!!


Tell me this aint real???


What some losers won't go through for a little friction,pathetic.

YES THERE IS, and i think there is a name for those who preoccupy themselves with other people's nastiness. i forget what it is (help me someone). it's a synonym of scatology? or something like that.

personally, i find it weird that Masonic newspapers have this fixation with weird sexual acts, some kind of psychosis of theirs that knows no bounds. man humping horses and cows on the pasture, woman using drill hammer for nobody can know what, cats held in captivity by insane man, rats afflicted with perpetual tunnel vision... what are they trying to do, those nitwitted stone humpers...

man!... the last thing i want to have to imagine is how turd pushing yuck! rather that we keep things civil, each one keeping for themselves what gets them off.

puhleaze stop with those posts. what ever nastiness people get up to in their bedrooms is their business and should not really be issues for newspapers, forums but peeping tom types who wouldn't flinch (or vomit) watching a man have a go at some animal, and even take pictures of the action. how can you do that you are the same sex with the deviant. if you cannot turn your head away, then what are you objectifying, the dog? the bench? you are either as sick as he is or batty...

sheeeeeesh!...

it’s a totally different issue if a man pulls it out on a bus and holds the passengers hostage with it. that is beyond insane but then it would be abnormal to take pictures, normal to call the police...

this guy was alone in a park at night, where he could not be seen, meaning he is sane, and if the reporter who took those pictures was also sane, including the producer who decided to have it published, he would not have thought to take out a camera and start shooting just because the man got stuck in some tiny ho (i'd need at least four to five of those combined. LOL), but would have averted his eyes.

I don’t know what is wrong with people nowadays, not! fact of the matter is there’s something psychopathic about that behaviour, seriously...

lol...

Its the internet, just about anything is, ''news'' now. Shows the mind state of people when disturbed videos and sites become popular hits... I mean theres sites featuring videos of people dying in odd circumstances a sicker version of those cheap ''comedy'' or trill programs of sports injuries or people falling over.

No offence to anyone who wants to watch the stuff but its hardly got any value of any sort, not sure what category it would fall under, entertainment?, trivia?, horror?

May as well hire a professional camera crew to film in mental asylums and air it on Tv... edit it here and there, throw in a few sounds when they fall over and people will probably watch it.

this must really add to your aversion to masturbation BP

I was looking at the size of the holes in the bench and thinking "What kind of poor fool can even fit his rinky dink in there" then I read that this was in China and I was done.

poor man for it to come to this.

objectophilia
objectophiles....dey are the ones attratced 2 things, objects..ect.

That's humiliating when people find out.

Who says mobile phones are a bad thing?