New Rules

Kunjufu · (#1 (**permalink**))

I've nicked this idea from another Black forum, thought it might be a bit of fun to kick around in this village....

Apparently New rules is from the States from the show

Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO. New Rules are bascially anything that you have found annoying and/or stupid, or just something you wanted to get off ya chest. .

Ok New Rules: anyone in a mixed race relationship can stop posting thread telling us just how persecuted you are we got the message now thanks..

Kunjufu · (#2 (**permalink**))

New Rules: Tony Blair its ok you can now admit you lied to the british public in order to kick Saddam out of power....

New Rules: Btw Tony you can also admit that your middle name is 'poddle' we won't hate ya for it...just pity your lack of backbone..

Kunjufu · (#3 (**permalink**))

New Rules: Iyallah you can stop pretending that you're not a dancehall queen, because we all know you are ok!!!

Miss Brighter Days · (#4 (**permalink**))

New Rule - Man U fans in the what's wrong with Man U site should bow down to my debating skills.

New Rule - people should either stop calling Hamas terrorists or start calling Israeli policy against Palestine terrorism.

New Rule - Bush and Blair should accept that they are terrorists!

New Rule - Kunjufu should stop pretending he is not over 40 (jus joking LOL!!!)

IYALLAH. · (#5 (**permalink**))

Kunjufu wrote:

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New Rules: Iyallah you can stop pretending that you're not a dancehall queen, because we all know you are ok!!!

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Well i have joined DQA (Dancehall Queens Anonymous) now and i will be strong and stand up and say:

My name is Iyallah, and I am a dancehall Queen.

Thanks everyone for your support, i have been clean for 3 months, 3 whole months since i have brock wine and butterfly (on my head of course).

I have taken out my gold teeth, and replaced them with capped ones, andmy beloved blue weave and pinkwigare now being used to polish the furniture.

My leggings with the rhinestones down the side, i gave to my bredrin, and my fake gold jewellery and yardie bangleshave been put in storage so i can pass them down to my kids BeenieeshaandElephanteesha.

All i have kept is a bottle of Spritz as memoribilia,which i spray once a week, but i will decrease my doses as the months go by so that i can ween myself off it slowly.

I have not listened to ragga for 1 month, and nowi feel confident that i am on the road to recovery.

Good to go!!!

Peace~

p.s. Kunjufu :P

Camille · (#6 (**permalink**))

New rules: Everyone works a three day week but gets paid for five - giving us more quality time to do things like.......................post on BN!! LOL

Miss Brighter Days · (#7 (**permalink**))

New Rule - Men will be open and honest with every woman they are interested in from the start. So women will always know where they stand.

New Rule - Men will call when they say they will call!

New Rule - Women will not experience pain during child birth!

IYALLAH. · (#8 (**permalink**))

Miss Brighter Days wrote:

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New Rule - Women will not experience pain during child birth!

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Hello Miss BD, you got the power to make rules and all you're saying is we wont have the pain???!!!

Newer rule: Men will now give birthwith the same blasted pain woman have endured all these years!!

Next new rule: Caesarians are banned, natural births only!!! LOL

Peace~

Miss Brighter Days · (#9 (**permalink**))

@ Iyallah - I was going to say that, but i remember some long debate about why women should give birth and be grateful for it, I decided to avoid that one!

But ok New Rule - Men will also experience monthly periods.

New Rule - Female virgins will alwaysenjoy their first time like most male virgins!

New Rule - Men will out number women everywhere 3 - 1!

IYALLAH. · (#10 (**permalink**))

Thats better MDB!! lol

The only edit i would make is men should endure 'weekly' periods!!! lol

Peace~

Miss Brighter Days · (#11 (**permalink**))

@ Iyallah - Oh no! I think most men would have the male versions of hysterectomy, rather than experience weekly periods! In fact monthlys would be too much for them!

LOL!

New Rule - Men's biological clock will start ticking at the age or 35, and they will start going through the menopause at the age of 45, so they will have to FIX UP AND SETTLE DOWN SOONER!!! lol!

Mafdet · (#12 (**permalink**))

IYALLAH. wrote:

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Kunjufu wrote:

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New Rules: Iyallah you can stop pretending that you're not a dancehall queen, because we all know you are ok!!!

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Well i have joined DQA (Dancehall Queens Anonymous) now and i will be strong and stand up and say:

My name is Iyallah, and I am a dancehall Queen.

Thanks everyone for your support, i have been clean for 3 months, 3 whole months since i have brock wine and butterfly (on my head of course).

I have taken out my gold teeth, and replaced them with capped ones, andmy beloved blue weave and pinkwigare now being used to polish the furniture.

My leggings with the rhinestones down the side, i gave to my bredrin, and my fake gold jewellery and yardie bangleshave been put in storage so i can pass them down to my kids BeenieeshaandElephanteesha.

All i have kept is a bottle of Spritz as memoribilia,which i spray once a week, but i will decrease my doses as the months go by so that i can ween myself off it slowly.

I have not listened to ragga for 1 month, and nowi feel confident that i am on the road to recovery.

Good to go!!!

Peace~

p.s. Kunjufu :P

ROTFLMBAObighairlol

CashMoney · (#13 (**permalink**))

newRule: Women should make it easier for a man to read them so that we dont have to make fools of ourselves trying to cherps you

All cyclists who dont wear helmets, reflecive wear/use hand signals should be banned.

NewRule: People who dont signal should have there car's wriiten off