Hey All,

Just for a bit of fun, come and share your most embarrassing moments. Be they when you were little or as the big people you are now. If you don't want to share your own, what about other peoples (i know its bad, but its just for a laugh), or what about when you've seen something happen to people on the street, and you've thought SHAME!

This is for some midweek lightheartedness.

So lets share banana.gifI'm sure we will give each other some jokes.

There are just too many! LOL!

Ok let me think.

Well there was one time when i was about 13 and thinking i was bad. I used to dress like some proper hip-hop head, bandanna around my head, ankle and everything. Anyway, one time there was an All dayer in my area, and i was walking to knock for my friend. And i saw thisgood lookingguy (big man at that time, so for them to even talk to you was something) and he said as i walked past GWARN BAD GIRL, YOU LOOK LIKE A RAPPER. Now i thought i was bad. I said to myself YEAH THATS RIGHT. Anyway i got my friend and i told her what happened. and she was like Yeah wicked (we really thought we were bad back then). Anyway, we got to the all dayer, and i saw the guy, now i really didn't realise how loud my voice was, because i must have shouted to my friend THERE HE IS and pointed at him. The guy turned to me in front of everyone (there wasa lot of teenagers around)and said WHAT DO YOU THINK I FANCY YOU OR SOMETHING and he was stepping to me like he wanted to fight me or something. I was like No, he said YOU BETTER NOT. I felt soooo embarrassed, and what made it worse was my friend was laughing at me all day long. At one point the guy looked over again and looked at my friend, and said, what are you laughing at, and she pointed to me!!!! I WANTED TO KILL HER! Damn i still cringe now.

ok i've shared, YOUR TURN! lol!

I've got nothing to say MBD - I was just tooooo good -

(flashes eyelids sweetly and innocently!)

LOL!

:Pyou have to share athaba NOT FAIR!

Too man to remember all but most revolve around me being clumsy....

A few years ago when I was a youngster On a rainy day I was running for a 38 bus in Mare street (Hackney). Oppsosite MickeyDs where everyone used to hang out (can't think why) I almost caught the bus and jumped to hold the bar but he accelerated andI landed splat on my face in a puddle. Nutt girls about, nuff of my friends, that day was dread. My one friend said it was a spectacular dive. Whole road was laughing.

I made eye contact with a nice girl across the road once and she smiled at me. I was on my way to cross the road and go chat to her and I stepped off the kurb straight into a cyclist who licked me down and mashed up my leg.

I remember once in McDonalds back in the daya friend of mine got to the counter and asked (seriously) 'how much areyour two eighty eight meals?' The chick behind the till was laughing as hard as we were. This was the same friend who previously walked into a newsagent and asked how much the ten p crisps are. Joker

Nah DM YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME. I am proper laughing at my desk! Bringing tears to my eyes man. THAT IS FUNNY! Especially the one about your friend in Macd's

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That was funny!!, that is worse than the bus!! You are a drunk monkey for real!!!

Peace~

Yeah, that friend of mine sure is funny.......... I got a lot more about him but I wanna hear more bout you guys

Come on now......blkrainbowfro

When i was a yout in still in school I used to purposely walk the mile from my house to my mums hairdressing shop just flash my bad self pass the local girls schools. so here i am in my school uniform ting seh i'm criss biscuit, back in the day brok foot walk was the fashion so I'm styling it down the street in my clothes skanking down the street like I'm all that and a bag of chips..

Walk pass nuff girl giving it some.. then when i get to my destination I realse in the mirror of my mums shop that my shirt tail has been hanging out the back...shaaaamme..look like idiot!!

Big shame part two..me on a the old double decker bus going home and like most yout, i'm hanging off the platform.. normally before the bus stops i leap off like some bad bwoy and start to stepping all in one movement.. So as the bus slows down as it approaches the bus stop I leap off like peter pan.. only I missed my step and end up flat on my face skidding down the pavement in full view of a bus stop load of people..

When Stop sliding along the pavement I got up fully red faced and ran off before anyone recognised me next shaaamme.. needless to say that was the last time I did that stupid stunt..LOL