old sayings

babygyal_sensical · (#1 (**permalink**))

helo evry1. i was jus thinkin that there are a lot of funny sayings and stuff that old black people use and we cud jus put them on this post and all have a good laugh at them all. sum of them are wise and usefull to our lvies but funny at the same time.....if ya kno wat i mean.so lets jus put em all down and rememba all the funny stuff yeah???? holla bkbanana.gif

wotsits18 · (#2 (**permalink**))

Yeh l hear you girl, esp as my parents are from da Caribbean..However all u 2nd generation lot have missed out on plenty..

After a good beating..Mum would say "stop the noise b4 l give u sumting 2 cry 4" blkwonder..Huh u jus dun beat me so wat l cant cry

..So u try & stop cry'n & end up sound'n sumting like "huh huh huh sniff sniff "etc..

Or "me make u born, so l can take your life"..

Mokele Mbembe · (#3 (**permalink**))

What about

look at me! dont look at me!

Answer me then! What do you have to say for yourself eh? Dont give me that backtalk! who are you to answer back?

JONHNCROW234 · (#4 (**permalink**))

1/

If yu caan ketch pickney,

yu ketck im shut.clp)

2/

everyday bucket go a well,

one day im bottom mus drop off

3/

If yu give sumting to someone,

an tek it back, a big cocoa will grow on yu forehead.confused2

4/ Jackmandora...mi nuh choose nun confused3

Mokele Mbembe · (#5 (**permalink**))

Dont ever try to answer this one...

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE????

wotsits18 · (#6 (**permalink**))

How about "so u tink u is man, bout u want push up your chest"

Or "2 woman cant live in this house"..

@ JonCrow : 1 day him bottom must drop off

clp)..Now dats a blast from da past..

Mokele Mbembe · (#7 (**permalink**))

My Mum..........

Do you want a hiding? must I smack you eh?

errrconfused3whaddyou think ma?

My Granny........

Go to the tree and fetch a stick, and my boy, make it a proper stick!! [long and thin]

JONHNCROW234 · (#8 (**permalink**))

yess wotsits18 me use to hear it everyday :?tank god mi big now.

JONHNCROW234 · (#9 (**permalink**))

mama ounu duh try mi today enuh,

ounu duh tes mi fate...

if yu eva tess mi fate useh bouy blkfingerwag

sista girl · (#10 (**permalink**))

" If you can't hear you must feel"I use this one now! it's so true &sounds good!

"Make belly bus' before food waste"

"Duppy know who fi frighten"

wotsits18 · (#11 (**permalink**))

sista girl wrote:

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" If you can't hear you must feel"I use this one now! it's so true &sounds good!

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BOOl was jus gonna do dis 1 blktears..Dis leads me onto 1 dat l've used "are you hurt (answer generally yes) good dat'll teach you"

JONHNCROW234 · (#12 (**permalink**))

yess sista girl and screw face know a who feel frighten blkhide

an if a eva shat yu a bax useh bouy, blksadbounce

sista girl · (#13 (**permalink**))

I'm sorry wosits18 blkrubheadblk2hug

wotsits18 · (#14 (**permalink**))

sista girl wrote:

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I'm sorry wosits18 blkrubheadblk2hug

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Its all good blk2hug..