Things men and women will never understand about each other

MikeXVIII · (#1 (**permalink**))

I got this from www.hbcuconnect.com/cafe....but here it goes. What are some things that men and women, particularly black men and women, will probably never understand about each other, or never agree with each other about?

Just a few:
Women about men:
-The double standard (men doin a lotta girls is a pimp, girl doin a lotta guys is a hoe)
-Why we enjoy video games
-Our fascination with car stereo systems

Men about women:
-The white shoes after Labor Day
-Why y'all just don't get along and always talk negative about each other
-Why the hell y'all have so many shoes, even though dudes barely pay attention to them like that

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Well...the only thing I don't get is why a lot of menleave the toilet seat up.confused3 Howz about a little consideration for the person who has to come behind you.

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MikeXVIII · (#3 (**permalink**))

Ashanti wrote:

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Well...the only thing I don't get is why a lot of menleave the toilet seat up.confused3 Howz about a little consideration for the person who has to come behind you.

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That consideration could go both ways since we have to come behind you all too.....

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@ MikeXVIII ....

bighairlol

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But uh remember bro...both sexes do one very important thing in a common position so, uh in the interest of time and preventing accidents not to mention avoiding an unwanted argumentblkbiggrin...trust me it would be a big help if you left the seat in it's appropriate position which is down.niceone.gif

MikeXVIII · (#5 (**permalink**))

lol....I guess this is why this falls under what men and women never understand about each other.confused3

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Yep!

One more my brother ...*slaps forehead for forgetting* What is it about not wanting to ask for directions?!

If you don't know where you are going, what is the harm in your spouse telling you, you are going the wrong way or assisting you in making sure we don't all get lost?confused3

MikeXVIII · (#7 (**permalink**))

lol were the only ones replyin.....I really dont know why we dont ask for directions....i guess its like when the lady says we need directions, we know deep down that their right but its like a mans second nature to be a problem solver...so if we are lost then its kinda like a problem that needs the be solve without directions.(thats just my take on it)

But while were at it why do females,

-go to the bathroom with like 3 or 4 of their girlfriends when just 1 needs to go.

-and why do yall like lifetime so much:?

-and the big one why do yall want to talk/interrupt while sports it on.

Mokele Mbembe · (#8 (**permalink**))

and the big one why do yall want to talk/interrupt while sports it on.

I was just about to ask that one myself LOL!!

Why women so threatened by the game on TV or me going to the bar/friends house to watch game? Just let me watch it in peace DAMN!!!!

Ashanti and MissBrighterDays excluded of courseblkbow

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MikeXVIII wrote:

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lol were the only ones replyin.....I really dont know why we dont ask for directions....i guess its like when the lady says we need directions, we know deep down that their right but its like a mans second nature to be a problem solver...so if we are lost then its kinda like a problem that needs the be solve without directions.(thats just my take on it)

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LOL!...You mean to tell me you willlet yourfamily end up in the middle of nowhere because of ego?

Good gracious!, ha!, ha!, ha!blkbrukteet

But while were at it why do females,

-go to the bathroom with like 3 or 4 of their girlfriends when just 1 needs to go.

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Well...for some of us it's a protection thang, you just feel comfortable going in a group...plus it gives us a chance to compare notes while our dates wait for us at the table.

-and why do yall like lifetime so much:?

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Count me out of this one...but I'm wondering this too as I have female relatives who clear their schedules to catch a flick on this station.blkwonder

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-and the big one why do yall want to talk/interrupt while sports it on.

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Attention!banana.gif...and revenge for interrupting us watching a favorite soap opera.bighairlol

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DrunkMonkey wrote:

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and the big one why do yall want to talk/interrupt while sports it on.

I was just about to ask that one myself LOL!!

Why women so threatened by the game on TV or me going to the bar/friends house to watch game? Just let me watch it in peace DAMN!!!!

Ashanti and MissBrighterDays excluded of courseblkbow

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Thanks bro..I forgot to exclude myself in my reply. I don't liked to be messed with during a game either...it had better be important, for real!niceone.gif
bighairlol

Mokele Mbembe · (#11 (**permalink**))

Ive never troubled any woman about her soaps (I just leave!!) but they ALL with exception make an issue of me watching sports.... why?confused3

Oh and Ashanti?

LOL!...You mean to tell me you willlet yourfamily end up in the middle of nowhere because of ego?

Good gracious!, ha!, ha!, ha!blkbrukteet

Women dont like indecisive men (FACT) They like take charge men who know what they are doing (or act like they do when they dont lol) So he is doing it for YOUR benefit!! Would you like your husband to be all confused and fumbling "err umm hmmn Im sure it was that way but now I dont know....ahhhh ummm let me just ask this guy...err umm EXCUSE ME....."

MikeXVIII · (#12 (**permalink**))

Ashanti wrote:

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Attention!banana.gif...and revenge for interrupting us watching a favorite soap opera.bighairlol

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lol atattention...what u think that homewreakin basketball game is goin to take your man.

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DrunkMonkey wrote:

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Ive never troubled any woman about her soaps (I just leave!!) but they ALL with exception make an issue of me watching sports.... why?confused3