Funny things you've seen/done/said when drunk

Peacemaker · (#1 (**permalink**))

I once stole a sheep and tied it up in my mates backyard. Other than that I've been completely sensible.

Just_ME · (#2 (**permalink**))

me am my friend walked past some houses, and there was a for sale sign in the front lawn, so he pulled it up ran a few houses down and re located it in the neigbours garden, lets just say it may have been a nasty shock ta wake n see your house for sale whoever it was or find ya house is no longer 4 sale

Mokele Mbembe · (#3 (**permalink**))

I am a paragon of virtue wether sober or intoxicated. My Kung Fu is improved though...