A lot of serious threads on BN at the mo, so lets lighten the mood.

Have you ever come away from a conversation with a person, and thought to yourself they've got a cheek, because of something they have said to you, or something they've done.

Or has something happened to you where you've thought WHAT A CHEEK!

Well come on share it with us! Some i know will be funny, some sad and some down right annoying. But you know what they say about sharing.....

Ok here's mine -

There was this guy i was chatting to, i hadn't linked him or nothing, we were just chatting on the phone, trying to find the time to link. Anyway, i was talking, and i must have said Innit! The guy mimicked me, and said why do you always say innit. (my back was already up) i said because its a part of my vocab. He said WELL I DON'T LIKE IT! Now alarm bells started ringing - I was Like well you don't have to say it do you. he said is there any way you could stop saying it! I was like NO, there is no need. Anyway, we haven't spoken since!

I thought WHAT A BLOODY CHEEK! How is he gonna try and tell me how to talk. What's his business!

Anyway, your turn.......

I received this text message inviting me to a birthday party from my sister's sister - in- law, and this girl had the bloody cheek to request MONETARY GIFTS????? at a birthday party??? wtf !!



I ain't going to her wedding!!!

I didn't go to a friends partner's b'day party weekend before last... my friend was really put out that I didn't show and we fell out about it... only this friend doesn't do confrontation very well so we had this 'fall out' over email... (I know)... anyway, she started on the 'you're such a terribly unreliable friend' tip and went on and on in her email, really doing a Liz taylor... fine, my turn... I reply patiently explaining just why I hadn't turned up and how I thought her currant behaviour was really unfair... I was very reasonable and polite all things considered... she replies back telling me she didn't bother to read my mail, saw the subject heading and deleted it!!! But she was sorryy and did love me!! And I'm still thinking... @:!")(X{@+

I went to a houseparty...it said bring a bottle

they took the alcohol

then sold it back to the guests

£1.00 for juice

£1.50 for spirits

Kiss my neck back...

that is what I call a cheek...

Free - out of order!

But funny. You know people really have a cheek!

@All

I know but in the end the late comer clocked it and were hoading their drinks to themselves...

The cheek...

@ BP ...Lol always the sneaky people on the Rola Cola flex...but still has to be better than turning up with Cocapina - tres ghetto E numbered drink...

i remember one time i got an invite that said bring a bottle but no L drinks,

No lambrini, lambrusco etc.

What a cheek! But it was too funny cos u know everyone pops into the off license and gets the 2.99 bottle which is usually an L drink!

@Free

Thats not cheeky thats damn out of order !

@Niceness

I know how you feel I remember a wedding and the bride and groom asked for vouchers but listed the stores they will accept vouchers from.

@MBD

That no L drinks policy is funny I am split on this because dictating to guest what to bring I got my pros and cons because many people will buy "cheap" drink and then only drinkpure strong drinks Rum, Brandy etcall night. Thats why I prefer smaller drink up to parties, when its smaller you know your close friends ain't dealing with that skank ways.

@BP

Now that coke business is beyond taking the p*ss. I remember whena group of ushad a picnic. In the park I bumped intosomeone I know and she stayed with us when she saw all the food she phoned her friend who then came down with a stale loaf of hard dough bread and had the cheek to say thats how the shop sold it to her They ate the most food but you know I gave them the biggest plate and they even asked if they could take some home. I gave it to them because in my opinion if a girl can come all the way from Islington to Battersea park and bring a stale hard dough bread then its obvious she needs the food more than me andtheir hunger is way beyond their shame.

The joke was everytime I saw her she kept asking when am I going to do another picnic ......dyam cheek.

We invited a friend to a birthday dinner in a restaurant, he was told before hand that it was close friends only but brought his fiancé and two other friends and his fiancé brought two of her friends so in total there was five of his people… four of which we had never meet before + him.

They all had three course meal + soft drinks, beers, ordered a bottle of red wine and a bottle of Champaign… then just before the bill came he put £30 for six people and sneak out… So we all had to put extra £20 each to make up for his orders.

And the cheek of the man he rings next day and says ohhh I hope I left enough money if not I’ll give you extra £10 when I see you.

I thought you dumb ass loser, how can you treat friends you’ve known for years like a stop over to fill his belly and his friends and use us to show of to his fiancés friends like he some big man with money ordering Champaign.

@Abissinia

Spiritual or not...

That merits a beat down...

Came from holiday all lovely and all one colour of mahogny brown. Two days later i was bopping (yes I said bopping - you know when you come from holiday and you feel good and know you look good because of that glow) anyways............ was bopping along Walworth Road on my lunch break, saw a group of guys KNEW they would say something to me. You know the ".............come talk to me nuh...bla blah......" I smiled but carried on about my business - one of them kisses his teeth and says "chah.......you too dark anyway............"

I just inhaled in shock at the cheek and went back to work........................by this time I was walking - the bopping had stopped.