[Peacemaker]

Anyhow since I've onlyattracted oneDB to reply here are the answers.


A, The lovely Adolf Hitler and sweetheart Eva lay dead on the floor in a puddle of water. Nearby was a broken bowl. How did they die?



B, A man wakes up one morning, yeah it happens sometimes, looks out of his window, and knows that he has caused the deaths ofthousands of people. How does he know what he knows he knows but what other probably know too or not if it is unknown to them.?




C, A man walks into his house, does not see sawdust, and screams in anguish. Why?





D, A man is found hanging in an empty locked room. There is a puddle of water on the floor. How did he die?



Note to self. Editing the first post is a mind****.

[Niceness]

How do you know when one is clinically insane ? no really ...... blkwonder

[Peacemaker]

When he doesn't think TLC are the best band in the world ever or has a personality.

But if I was mad, I'd have a conversation with you. If that got turned into an album it would probably be called "A Soundtrack ToA Coma."

[Niceness]

no really ... how do you know when one has an airfilled cranial cavity? no really!blkwonder

[Peacemaker]

They struggle frustratedly to think of a witty retort and then say something similar to their last patheticeffort.

No, really. Sometimes people even mimic my way of typing to try and make a point. Mainly that they're common.


Oh and they use emoticons because they lack the depth of thought to articulate or expresstheir emotions with words.

A/....They died of combined shock after seeing their belovedgoldfish lying dead on the floor....


C/He realises his circus performing wife has left him ....their relationship had been on a tightrope recently and now the safety net had been removed...

D/...His platform was a block of ice which has now melted....

[Peacemaker]

Anyhow since I've onlyattracted oneDB to reply here are the answers.


A, The lovely Adolf Hitler and sweetheart Eva lay dead on the floor in a puddle of water. Nearby was a broken bowl. How did they die?

They were goldfish, the wind blew the bowl over. Or it was possible that Niceness(Original name that one, right up their with SweetGirl, and Angel Eyes, or Black Queen or something equally mind numbing.) Anyway asI was saying it was possible that the Goldfish belonged to Niceness and she talked to them oneday, one day too many, actually the first day she won them at the school fare. As I was saying she talked them and then theyrepeatedly banged against the bowl in frustration and despair and then killed themself. Proof that fish do indeed feel suicidal. Fish feel no pain, that is a myth kids, pain is Niceness.




B, A man wakes up one morning, yeah it happens sometimes, looks out of his window, and knows that he has caused the deaths ofthousands of people. How does he know what he knows he knows but what other probably know too or not if it is unknown to them.?



He is Tony Blairand has neglected the health service.
It's damn possible.
The man is the janitor at that cool base out of Stingray and responsible for sinking it into the ground when under attack and raising it again afterwards. When he looks out of his window he sees solid rock and realises he has inadvertantly left it underground overnight and everyone has suffocated. Apart from him.




C, A man walks into his house, does not see sawdust, and screams in anguish. Why?


It's a habit of his. Everywhere he goes and there's no sawdust, he screams. It'sa real ballache to his mates. He's incontinent, that's it. All the way home on the bus he's been thinking, 'I can just make it to my front room where there's a lovely big pile of sawdust to make wet on. If by some mischance it has been swept away, I will have to wee myself.'

Either that or he's a lighthouse keeper. If they're not siamese twins or goldfish, it always turns out they're negligent lighthouse keepers. He was a lighthouse keeper and had set some ingenious wooden mechanical contrivance to keep the light going while he nipped out to the shops but it should have produced a pile of sawdust and now he knows it stopped working and he's killed lots of people.




D, A man is found hanging in an empty locked room. There is a puddle of water on the floor. How did he die?

He was incontinent and there was no sawdust in the room. He was forced to wet the floor and then hung himself for shame.

Or the fish killed him first, mutant fish that can walk, talk, and buy rope, no questions asked. In the end the fish felt guilty and died next to the bowl that smashed in the first question. Obviously the combination of being owned by Niceness and the murderous act got to them in the end.

Is the answer to C: The man had paid a carpenter to put up some fitted shelves in his house. When he got home he didn't see any sawdust, thus realising the carpenter has been at it with his missus all day instead of doing the shelves?

[Madam Butterfly]

Peacemaker wrote:

When he doesn't think TLC are the best band in the world ever or has a personality.

Hey, Peacemaker, you a TLC fan?

[Peacemaker]

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me...

If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home with your Momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no I don't want no scrub

No scrubs
No scrubs, whoah
Away with you, you beastly scrubs


After reading that would you like them.? I hate them with a passion.


They may as well be singing:



I'm a whore
A dirty comsuming whore.
I only shag men that drive
Doesn't matter if you're a pimp
As long as you have a ride, you're fine.
Because I'm a whore,a dirty whore.


If you care about your mother and she's a cripple, and you happen to live withher, you're a scrub in TLC's eyes.

Left eye, left the f**king world for the good of mankind thank god. Didn't she die in some amusing way? Loyality and compassion are out with these people, they mean squat to these type of women. These are the type of women that will only open their legs if you own a BMW and have shitloads ofmoney, doesn't matter how you earnt the money, just money to spend on them. Drug money fine. Nevermind the morals behind how it was attained.

Imagine coming home them and hearing 'where's the f**king wage, you pissant.' As you can tell this song pissed me off when I was younger. It was so popular. All stupid people liked it.

If you wonder why people turn gay, songs like this help contribute towards it..

And kids grew up wanting to be like them idiots. I despair at all human culture sometimes.


Give me U-Roy or even Johnny Cash anyday.