YOUR MAMA JOKES

Le Moor · (#1 (**permalink**))

Your Momma is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said,
"I want your weight. Not your phone number."

One Zero Seven · (#2 (**permalink**))

"You never really appreciate how intimately Mother is involved in your own connection to God, until She's gone. It's like sitting in a swing, and having one of the chains suddenly break." -RM

To All who may respond to the lead post:

Whenyour Motheris no longer among the living in this world, you won't find "Yo Mama" jokes funny at all.

RM

Allen · (#3 (**permalink**))

One Zero Seven wrote:

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"You never really appreciate how intimately Mother is involved in your own connection to God, until She's gone. It's like sitting in a swing, and having one of the chains suddenly break." -RM

To All who may respond to the lead post:

When your Mother is no longer among the living in this world, you won't find "Yo Mama" jokes funny at all.

RM

Whoa, way to kill the thread. Sorry if you've lost yours

, but it's quite obvious from the thread title what the contents of it would be like.

Le Moor · (#4 (**permalink**))

Onezero seven sorry if i caused any offence i really hadnt intended to...................

One Zero Seven · (#5 (**permalink**))

Le Moor wrote:

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Onezero seven sorry if i caused any offence i really hadnt intended to...................

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No offense taken, Le Moor...not really.

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Truth is, up until a couple of weeks ago, I might have contributed a joke or two, just for a laugh...but my perspective on life has been changed drastically since then.

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I just wouldn't want for anyone who still has their mother to take her for granted.

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Every Mother is Special. Cherish her while you have her.

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Peace,

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RM

Sooofresh · (#6 (**permalink**))

OH DEAR

I was busy lauging at Le Moors Joke........................and I was willing to read the rest of the jokes....................untill it came to an abrupt end..............my smile got wiped out of my face........................deathly ending to the thread.

I undersatnd what you are saying one zero seven.................but but..................I mean phew alot of Africans take the piss out of each other "AYO Tefal Head" (big forehead"..........."AYOOOO wild koyte feet"..................and numerous others.................but I am SURE these same Africans will look after you , feed you if you are hungary and be their for you.

so just CHILL.

@la Moor

lol...................phone number....................

Vezz. · (#7 (**permalink**))

I'm fortunate to still have my mother, and for that reason alone I never do the Yo Mama jokes.

RM,

I'm truly sorry for your loss..

Peace.

One Zero Seven · (#8 (**permalink**))

Sooofresh wrote:

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OH DEAR
I was busy lauging at Le Moors Joke........................and I was willing to read the rest of the jokes....................untill it came to an abrupt end..............my smile got wiped out of my face........................deathly ending to the thread.
I undersatnd what you are saying one zero seven.................but but..................I mean phew alot of Africans take the piss out of each other "AYO Tefal Head" (big forehead"..........."AYOOOO wild koyte feet"..................and numerous others.................but I am SURE these same Africans will look after you , feed you if you are hungary and be their for you.
so just CHILL.

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Peace to you, Sooofresh...

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Making fun of each other is one thing. Making fun of MOTHER is something entirely different.

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Don't get me wrong...I know people are going to do what they want...and I'm certainly not on a crusade (not yet, anyway...lol)...but I do think we should be more respectful of the Door through which each of us had to come to enter into this life - Mother.

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Is your mother still with you?

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RM

One Zero Seven · (#9 (**permalink**))

And before I forget...

Thank you all for your condolences...but by God's Grace, I'm fine. I haven't lost my Mother...I know exactly where she is!

Peace to all.

RM

Sooofresh · (#10 (**permalink**))

one zero seven

no i have not lost my mum...................but god forbid i did lose my mum...............i do NOT WANT people to be walking around me on egg shells............why.............for the simple reason i believe in after life .............and peace and heaven and with Allah.................although still dearly missed.

But i would not go as far as making jokes about mental disability.......................

anyway..................eg i have a gap in my teeth..............and i get ripped apart...............even i laugh................and if i die................i want people still to joke about my gap................

i mean their are jokes about fathers, black men, black women, white people................if we are going to egg shell walking with everything that might cause offence...........................somebody better bann Def Jam Comedy

One Zero Seven · (#11 (**permalink**))

Sooofresh wrote:

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one zero seven
no i have not lost my mum...................but god forbid i did lose my mum...............i do NOT WANT people to be walking around me on egg shells............why.............for the simple reason i believe in after life .............and peace and heaven and with Allah.................although still dearly missed.
But i would not go as far as making jokes about mental disability.......................
anyway..................eg i have a gap in my teeth..............and i get ripped apart...............even i laugh................and if i die................i want people still to joke about my gap................
i mean their are jokes about fathers, black men, black women, white people................if we are going to egg shell walking with everything that might cause offence...........................somebody better bann Def Jam Comedy

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You mentioned "Allah". Do you think Allah approves of making mockery of Mother? or anyone, for that matter?

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Allah says, "be GOOD to your Parents", and Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) said, "Heaven lies at the feet of Mother".

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Would you say that "Yo Mama" jokes are of God?...or of the Devil?

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Do you think you can "joke" about somebody else's "Mama", and not dis-HONOR your own?

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In any event, I stand by my initial statements:

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When your Mother is no longer among the living in this world, you won't find "Yo Mama" jokes funny at all.

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Every Mother is Special. Cherish her while you have her.

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Peace,

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RM