Men: jeapodise a relationship by playing too many computer games

Women: Jeapodise a relationship because their friends told them to.

Men: Chat sense

Women: Chat fart

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Men : Chose what to wear by smell rather than sight.
Women : Ask for directions when lost

COLTRANE wrote: ^^^^^^

but back to the question...

women: hey babe, how was ur day

men: long and tiring but you can fix it....lets have sex

women: what do u want for dinner tonight?

men:i had a big lunch ..so i am not hungry yet...but lets have sex

women: would u like to go out to a movie?

men: lets stay in tonight and talk then after....lets have sex....

now yall know i am just having fun... right?

@bh

Men: Don't talk about emotions, full stop.

Women: Talk constantly about emotions but only in such an indirect way that it looks like they're talking trivia.

Good Thread.Methinks a lil gentle stirring won't go amiss.....Two Versions....I Male and 1 Female of a similar situation......The Scenario?....A Colleague pisses you off...:P

Version Number 1:....The Male:.......A Man hears a colleague has been dissing him behind his back....he seeks out the culprit.....has a word(or 10!) to establish if this is true and,if so,why...The Guy explains.....if not satisfactory the offended Man will cuss him(in either Public or Private)....at its extreme they may even settle it physically....Its over..they come to an understanding....they may(quite easily) having sorted out their differences develop a friendly or at least Respectful Relationship...They might even go down the Pub and buy each other a Pint....Their Relationship Professional and sometimes Socialbecomes more healthy.....They Move On....

Version Number 2: The Female:......A Female hears a colleague has been dissing her behind her back.....she first asks to hear this several times from the informer....once shes sure that the dissing about her has taken place..She is angry..as in "Very"...Her Colleagues ask her Whats The Matter....After a lil prompting(10 Seconds Tops!) she tells them....she seeks out other colleagues to ask if the've heard anything bad about her from this Female colleaguewhich she has said or done behind her back....She asks her colleagues opinion....they agree with her(nearly always).that this is wrong and disgraceful and TOTALLY unfounded(as if!!)...she starts to think about all the things she doesn't like about this Woman....suddenly this Woman is Public Enemy Number 1.....She puts subtle(or sometimes UNsubtle!) pressure on her Female Colleagues(in particular) to blank this Woman and to have as lil to did with her as possible........The Disser gets to hear about this ....she dislikes the other Woman even more....she puts Subtle or UNsubtle pressure on her colleagues not to have anything to do with the other Woman......Showing(like the other Woman) that she clearly disapproves of any Social or friendly contact by her colleagues with the other Woman...An ATMOSPHERE prevails.....but NOTHING has been said to each other by either Women but a great deal of WHISPERING has gone on behind both their backs....NONE of it is complimentary.....Now all the Females from The First Office are NOT talking(unless they absolutely have to) to all the Females in the Second Office...This continues ON..and ON and ON and ON and ON....and......blksnore.......I've actually observed similar situations like this many times in different Offices over the last 30 years......I know Black Women are actually better in avoiding this scenario than others but it is the reason why All-Female Offices rarely work.....in any kind of numbers....Women have no real probs taking out their irritation/anger on a Man but on another Woman......Different Ball-Game....and NOT a pleasant one.....a One-On-One ends up involving almost everybodyblkhailer.....They ain't moving anywheresmoking-devil.

@dimoke
Men in the supermarket:

Get everything loaded onto the conveyor efficiently. Have payment ready to hand. Pack bags rapidly and sensibly, i.e., no tins on the bread, or grapes. Cough up and **** off, sharpish.


Women in the supermarket:

Dither about putting stuff on the conveyor. Take up as much room as possible, so that the next poor sap can't start getting their purchases on the conveyor. This also has the added benefit of making them block the aisle, so that other shoppers cannot progress. Wait until all the stuff has gone through the till, before absently picking up a carrier bag. Look amazed that it hasn't gone into bags automatically. Look even more amazed when asked for payment. Dither about, taking forever and a bloody day to pack the stuff, once they've found 17 3p off coupons, 14 of which turn out to be out of date.

Aiding and abetting is the girl on the checkout, who then throws the following customer's things on top of previous customers purchases. Previous customer is still packing and taking up as much room as possible, in a sort of anti-tardis type way, making it difficult for second customer to get in to pay.

Checkout girl aids and abets further, by tutting ostentatiously and glaring at second customer.

First customer tries to steal bits and bobs of second customer's purchases. Looks suprised when second customer suggests that she doesn't look like she'd normally buy Motorcyle News and might have remembered picking it up.
And yes, I was in Sainsburys this afternoon.

Men : check oil, water, tyre pressure at regular intervals.

Women : complain about strange noise coming from engine (no oil / water) or car pulling to one side (flat-ish tyre)