Back when I was in secondary school I had a thing with my friend where we labelled stupid things as Acts of The Dunce.

I share a story that always sticks in my mind

I remember one time I was at Elephant and Castle Tube Station about 2 years ago having come from Hendon without a ticket

I have this knack of speeching these inspectors into letting me pay at the Ticket Office/or let me goso I was justplaning onputting that into action.I come out the lift and the place is choka bloc with 5 0, some in Uniform, most in Plain Clothes. It was so obvious any1 could see it

So imagine my surprise when I see some Eastern European dude try one of those 2 through on 1 ticket shenanigans with his friend right in front of a least 15 officers. Lets just say he didnt get too far.

So I was just thinking,has any1 wiytnessed anything that they think could only be labelled as Acts of The Dunce

Any replies will be appreciated

Well you can label what I did act of dunce cos I did the same thing last year at Liverpool street, yaeh dumb I know and Im still paying the fine off lol!!!!!!!

my friend recently borrowed her mums convertable

two two she gets clamped, she pays fine and got told she has to wait upto 2 hrs to get her car unclamped.

so i told her to wait in my room while guy comes and unclamps car............

she refused, she said she will get clamped again

now peeps ask yourself this..........have you ever seen a car with TWO wheels clamped. i mean if one wheel is clamped, it aint going no where.......so why clamp the other one! i guess she thought every hour a wheel gets clamped untill no wheels left.

anyway..............she waited 2 hours in her car outside my house, i had to pass her drink and cookies before she faints in boredom.

not exactly an ACT of dufus, but definatly the brain of one.

@sooofresh

PMSL!!!

*picks self off floor*

anyho i remember when i was in secondary school where my friend toldme and my friendthat she had seen one of her eggs from her ovaries in her period.

after laughing for about 20 mins i proceeded to tell her that it would be impossible to see them eggs seeing how you would need a microscope.

Another act of dunce for me is when stupid girls go to carnival wearing new high heeled shoes, white trainers or a short mini skirt.

*need to think of some more*

@Life and Unique

I will NEVER let her forget.............even though she is trying to fob it off as *temp insanity*

oh dear@ butterfly

did you get nabbed by 5 0 or inspectors

@cashmoney, it was a plain clothes woman who spottedme then put her hand up to alert some next guy who worked for transport for london an inspector type/police not sure what they called?? Nearly paid it off tho one more payment left lol! Taught me my lesson....

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