Whats the dumbest thing someones ever said to you?? - Page 2

Lady Stirrer · (#26 (**permalink**))

My aunty called me on my house phone and asked me if I was at home........My friend was chattin breeze down my line one time and was like "Stirrer......The TV is watching me" I couldn't stop laughing at that one because thats one of the dumbest things I've ever heard...

Double N · (#27 (**permalink**))

Not even gona lie, I dropped a clanger on saturday. With my sis, went into the shop to get a phone card, man in shop says " Its £3 each" and I was like "How about we buy3 for £10?" The joke is I said it in a smug "about you try and cheat me , I'll show you" way. All my sis could say was "finance degrees aint what they used to be in my day". Sad thing is, it took me a while to realise what a pillock I wasblksadbounce

*hangs head in shame*

darkstargyal · (#28 (**permalink**))

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God I've heard LOADs but here are some gems from friends of mine I'll never let them forget or live down...

How much are your 10p crisps? Said in sweetshop

Can I have a big mac meal? Said in burger king

Should I dilute this? Said while holding carton of Tescos "PURE" orange juice from my fridge

Oi flamer, man an man see BARE boydem out deh blood! Said with sincere shock by kid in a police ID parade while wandering through a POLICE STATION!

Me "so you train every week then?" Him "nah just every saturday" errmmm ok!

Nah blood, I aint looking to get a blinging fancy phone, just a cheap one with videocalls and WAP with mp3 player Said while in phones4U.. 2 years ago!

Im not ready, I don't think this is a good time Said by woman who came back to DM's pad at 2 in the morning after nice date *shakes head* furthermore... said while in the damn bed!!

Passive smoking is WORSE for you than smoking blood Said by somebody smoking weed...

Be careful man, some of those ribs have bones in them Said while DM was ordering ribs at a takeaway... DM collapsed in the shop LOL

Nah serious I'm down with this chick yagetme? She from off ends and talks proper blood, got class like,she not one of these hoodrats man. She aint one of these 'yagetme type girls'.... yagetme? Said to DM on a packed train... half the train was giggling like mad

These perpertrators of foolishness hate DM because he ALWAYS reminds them of how they nearly gave him seizures from laughing to hard...

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bighairlol
@Lady Stirrer, i kno wat u mean!!! musta pickd up the fone bare tymz, evry1 does it, my mum used to, like "are you back?" "erm, no. i'l call u back, yea?" heh heh

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sum boy in a next year at my college goes 2 medis week: *pointing to my single plaits* "so, do u get up to plait those evry morning?" as if he'd neva spoken 2 a black girl b4 n he'd been, like, dyin 2 ask one??
next day he was like "i was on the subway (Tube) for the first time last week, and there was a coloured man on there too, like..." at that point i stopped listening, and remember that he's from Norfolk, and not from sum next planet. surely they have black people in Windsor?? and how can he say coloured man?? whaaaaaat....

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sum boy at my old skool askin if i spoke Afrikaans, cos i sed i was from africa..

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a list as long as my arm..

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$tar

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CA95616 · (#29 (**permalink**))

Yes, this conversationis for real!

Me> Milena, what time does our plane land in London?

Milena> 9pm

American friend> I thought yall said you was from England?

Another incident, same chick

Me> I want to buy some Mexican music before I go home

American friend> Yeah, I love Mexican music. I've got loads at home

Me> Really! Like who?

American friend>Christina Aguilera and Enrique Iglesia

Life_Voyager · (#30 (**permalink**))

I remember being in secondary school and talking with one of my white class mates. She must of asked where my parents are from. I told her my mums from Jamaica - (ok) and my Dad is from Antigua....to which she replied. "There's no such country as Antigua!" (antflag????)

We argued. She was ademant.I refrained from clappin her.My mistake really - forgot we all come from Jamaica or Africa.

subway_junkie · (#31 (**permalink**))

said by my mate

why does a chip shop smell of chips?
whats the differncesbetweencarling and carling extra cold?

my mate almost put his hand through a glass window trying to get a sandwitch, not seeing the sneeze guard.

me and my mate wherebuying some stella at a super market, he asked
"do you know if"micky" still works here?"
hes about my age, 16?
she said "no i don't think so", and the she said somethin like
"are these for " and he says "er yea"
and then he handed me the money,i didn't really clock on to what was going on but i jus paid for em and carried them out

stupid thing was he was the same age as me 19

one of thosecharitypeople walked upto me asking to donate for the niger water crisis and eventully she asked me where i was from : i told her the name of my area, and she said so you must know what its like to not to have water then

i said no, its in this town, she looked rate embarassed

Kibibi · (#32 (**permalink**))

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Be careful man, some of those ribs have bones in them Said while DM was ordering ribs at a takeaway... DM collapsed in the shop LOL

bighairlol