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Cchwnn: hejola report for Monday 10.17.2005

Now from across the border down inside Mexico, our remote special report from David Duran y veronica Lebanese.

First of all to all my friends we are almost back in Texas. As we prepared to leave the country of panama, through the Boca Del Toro area. We should be in Mexico sometime soon and they will head west towards the coast for our new assignment. We have been informed que our new assignment will be heading our office in East Los Angels, Cal.

We are real excited to have travel almost around the world in 80 days. It has been calm and very educational, but now let’s back to our command post in Kingsville TX.

Thank you my friends. I am general fideo vermicelli.
Well its been a long weekend and we just finish shooting almost all the shots we need to complete the first of three ten minutes films, featuring el ojo junior barrio private eye. El joven ojo is a real treat for us here in Kingsville. As we prepare to introduce this private eye to all the folks in the world. His picture should be ready for our web site sometime soon.

The release of this three ten minute films hopeful will be shown on our future improved and upgrade web site coming this January or February of 2006. We hope to produce these movies by the end of this year.

The cast of actors been chosen and the main actors have been hired. It is official now that bill Diaz AND Jonathon barrio AND Lewis mojo Lewis will have A BIG roles in these films. The titles of these three films are the following:

EL OJO JUNIOR BARRIO PRIVATE EYE VS La muerte negra de Texas A&I, AND el OJO JUNIOR BARRIO PRIVATE EYE VS THE MAD DOCTOR ARTIST Y SU ZOMBIES DE TEXAS A&I, AND JUST SIGNED TODAY LAS TRES BRUJAS DE MAL ENCORTA EL OJO JOVEN EL
INSPECTOR PRIVADO DEL BARRIO.WE ARE more than sure que this movie will get some filmmaker award. And for the award we are shooting for is the barrio filmmaker for 2006. So as you can see we have a long a winding road ahead of us.

Anyway raza here is the headline news for today:

Vato in the hood gets caught and tied with water hose,

An 81-year-old great grandmother gets busted for selling weed,



And finally a vato in the hood gets arrested for operating on chickens and other poor little farm animals.

Yesterday afternoon the local cops from across the tracks arrested Pedrito Perez who was found operating on a pigeon that he had sedated with vodka by the animal control officers who raided his house and discovered about 500 living and dead farm birds inside the home. My god said officer do little, there’s droppings everywhere, heck man I had to wear a mask.
The police along con el animal control officers found at least 150 dead birds in bags and another several hundred were found alive and inside a bedroom inside the same home. The home was found unfit to live in and will file charges against him. When questioned why, he told us que he was practicing something he had seen on the animal channel.

In other news, an 81-year-old great grand mother Patricia Hernandez was arrested yesterday for selling weed to old folks in an old folks home. Si says la commander lancha, 67, we could smell that weed all over but were afraid to say anything. Local constable cadena handled the call at the old folks home and told us que she had been sell weed for about 10 years now and we had been keeping my good eye on her said maria Jimenez, her roommate, for sometime now. Constable cadena tells us que la senorita Hernandez might get probation for ten years.


And finally Alonzo delacruz from some where in our side of the tracks was arrested and found tied now with water holes. It seems que at least twenty-seven people were running after him when he robber an old lady purse. He had this massive group of folks just running after him says Luis Villarreal a carpenter working on a roof need the place he was held.


The police will file charges against esta vato but are also thinking of filing additional charges against some of the folks that tied him up. It seems que the group of folks chasing him crashed into several pickup trucks, ram at least three more cars into light poles and a bridge pillar was also damaged on this massive chase. The major problem here was que the folks that were chasing him did all the damages.
Charges will be filed later next week.

Ok raza there you have it, the hejola report for today. From our command post I am general fideo vermicelli.
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