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1021/2005 barrio stock market y realtors report:

Hello raza como estan I am Urbano Yosabatodo con todays barrio stock market y realtors report. Before we start lets share some information de la onda tejana. Our observation and survey de twenty college students del valley were asked several questions concerning the music they listen to. We real surprise que los nombres de los hometown boys, Jamie y los chamcos y Santana, Luis Miquel, and los tigers del norte were the most mention.

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Now for our barrio stock market:
Why barrio Investors should care? Our barrio Investors use the barrio stock market report to evaluate the potential impact of current barrio events on future share prices of things we eat and would love to save money. The time line and the times that we might have money can really play a big role on our decisions in that minute, that day or in a year. But can be effect in providing feedback for financial decision making and having money at the end of the month.
Los taqutios:
"We surprised ourselves this quarter," barrio taoc stand owner, and CEO Pancho Haywood said during a Thursday interview. "Business was much stronger than I expected, when we lower the price of taquitos to $.99 each and a the first cup of coffee free. Si we are way ahead of our selfs this year compared to last year at this time. Since we moved our taco stand to west side from east side of the tracks our gringo friends have followed us over here to eat now. Tacos ended this week at a very surprising rate.
Las empanadas:
Las empanadas market had a big jump this week after our correspondent in paris attended a meeting on "Agricultural biotechnology: meeting the needs of the poor?". Several civil society attended this meeting to drafted and supported this open letter which strongly condemns its bias against the poor, against the environment and against food production in general. Amongst them are many peasant organisations, social movements and scientists. The idea of not allowing people to grow their own food was out of the question. Food stamps along is not enough to feed many in our hood says un vato que didn’t want to tell us who he was ( Juan Pitolas). But since pine apples grow on trees what is the big problem. Empanadas ended the week at $.79 cents each.
Los tamales:
The price of tamales is on the rise. Now that heat is behind us and look forward for those nice cool days, a tamale is not a bad idea. Our tamale broker in the hood tells us que its is forecast que los tamales will rise up $6.50 to $7.00 in some places come xmas time. So if you can buy them now and cheap lets do it. Los tamales remain stable at $5.00 a dozen.

Las tortillas:
Las tortillas took a major dive this week. It seems que los gringos owner of tortillas in a can are going to sue us for talking bad about them. We just cant recall when we did said that says our leader Daniel. Our liars oh our lawyers will have a meeting con their liars oh I mean their lawyer on how we can resolve this issue. La tortilla war of 2005 has takened a real weird turn of events. Las tortillas ended the day at $.65 cents to $1.25 a dozen.

La Barbacoa de caveza:
Well now that llamas might be the new beef in the hood in the days to come we are not sure where this market is headed. Our community leaders tell us que they are real excited que this new breed is in town and has opened many many new jobs. So what the heck, lets keep an open mind and hope que everything goes well for la familia Rubio de Wisconsin con su new idea. La Barbacoa ended the week at $5.50 lbs.

Cheap beer:
Well since we stopped drinking so much beer lately we are thinking on moving on to another market but not sure. We always think like this at the end of each month. But once we get paid we start thinking of beer all over again, cheap beer ended the week cheap $3.65 a six pack.
Ok raza there you have it and now lets go our realitors report:
Gloria Guerra has told us que the Westinghouse barrio mall is looking for some new store owners to open stores at our make believe mall. So don’t wait lets do it.
Ok raza we love you and keep it tejano and let’s not get fool by false phophet que have their own agendia y no chicana.