- Once I saw an African sista seriously beat up some white woman who tried to steal her purse inside a butchers. When the sista caught on to what this woman was doing she started giving her licks in the face until her glasses broke. Then when the white woman tried to walk away the sista kept cussing her in her language, caught up to the woman, dragged her back inside the butchers and started beating on her ass again!!! It was so funny!

- I've seen two bus drivers come out and fight!!!!

- I've seen a crackhead strip buttnaked and put all his clother into a shopping trolley.

- When I was in college a group of girlshad beef with this boy from my college. Anyways on the way home we were on the top deck and they started arguing about something. I wasn't paying much attention until one of the girls pulled out this looong kitchen knife and tried to stab him up!! While he was frantically grabbing her arms to prevent getting stabbed, the others started to beat him up. Afterwards they ran off the bus leaving my man battered.



There's more......

Last year on my way home from work3 white guys robbed the local asian corner store. the getaway driver andone the other robbers made it to the car in time and started to pull off, the last robber had all this cash in his hands and had run to the car and jump in through the back window while being chased, needless to say that some of the money scattered all over the floor, bwoy was it my lucky day! it was like something out of the movies, I was grabbing that dough like there was no tmrw and so were a heap of other pees. I got £110 just for walking down the roound.

What gave the jokes was that one black had the CHEEK to try and chirps in the mist of it allafter I had seen him stoop as low as I did **shakes head** disgrace! i took my money and booped

I was on the Northern line when a crack head ran on at one stop. He was quickly followed by the two men, one had a beltin his hand. The man with the belt was licking the cracking head with the buckle while his partner in crime stood laughing while drinking a stella.He beat the crack head until they got off at the next stop. What got me most was the way he is friend was just nonchanatly while his friend beat the crack head.

I saw some hench guy smoking weed at the back of the bus cooling out and looking mean. Only to get jacked by 6 schoolgirls... with no weapons. They even made him jump up and down to prove he had no money lol All they took was his weed and phone. He didn't have anything else!

The two craziest things ive personally witnessed both happened in New York(Quelle Suprise).



The first,picture a New York street as crowded as Oxford St in London a "lady"-and I use that term loosely-pulled down her trousers and then her panties and took a piss right there on the side-walk,slap bang in the middle of everyone walking,people were just laughing or in complete shock.



The second happened on the subway(tube) in the early nineties,it was either a dealer and a crackhead or two crackheads,I was never sure but one was chasing the other the one chasing was brandishing a LARGE GUN,they were chasing each through the carriages.

I had heard some commotion a few minutes before but paid not too much attention to it,the train came to a stop at the next station,next thing I knew the chaser and the chasee entered my carriage,I saw the gun AND I JETTED!! leaving behind my bag and a new Sony sports walkman which I had just paid $90 which was a lot for me then.I was soo scared my knees turned to absolute jelly.

By now most people were screaming and running out of the carriages,the train didnt leave the station,I hid behind a column,next thing I knew there were about 10 cops down there,no shots were fired fortunately but those 2 gota serious BEAT DOWN!!

The happy end to this story is that after the arrests were made we were allowed to go back on the train and was amazed to find my handbag and walkman still in the same place I ran from.

Early january this year, I was at a club celebrating my friends birthday and I saw a girl stoop down and take piss right in the middle of the bar area. She wasn't even discreet about it! And the joke is, she was RIGHT oposite the staircase the toilets! confused3

I also saw a guy spead down some news paper, pull down his pants and stoop down, slap bang in the middle of a tube station on the northern line, and it wasn't even late at night so there were nuff people around. Needless to say, I didn't stick around to see what he was planning to do but I can take a wild guess! mad-moonie

Speaking of taking a piss, On boxing day on the tube on the way out, a man gets on with his girl and sits opposite me and my friend. Obviously been drinking so he's talking real loud and he says to her " I really need to take a piss right now", girlfriend giggles like "oh you're so funny darling", I caught his eye and gave him a look that was basically, you better NOT!:X

next thing I know, he opens the door that seperates the carriages (whilst the train is still in motion) and takes a piss. obviously there is backsplash unto the train, i just kissed my teeth got up and sat at the seat furthest away from the guy.

I never actually saw this one happen, but I used to work with this woman who was on the same diet as me and had been drinking a lot of water. She said she was on the tube one say and was so deperate for a pee that she hitched up her skirt and peed on the floor. The scary thing is, she seem to think this was perfectly acceptable behaviour and even seem to be..well...proud in some way! her justfication was: "It was all water anyway"