While my fear of spider is completly irrational and I accept that burning spear, fear of snakes is not.

WhileI was back in Zim last year, a worker on the farm next to my uncles place was bitten and died. Nobody I have heard of has died from spiders but since I was young I've been surrounded by stories of so and so and this ones cousin or brother who was bitten by snakes.

That part of africa has lots of long grass. You can't see snakes. They may be scared of you but you can still step on them, have them in your warm house or car...

A mamba for example might be scared of you (I strongly doubt it) but if you are between it and where it wants to go then it's going to bite you. Thing is... you don't know where it wants to be, how are you supposed to know that the eggs are behind you and the snake is in front of you? How do you know if you're on top of its lair? You don't. The grass is all you see until BAM!it bites you.

I'm not particularly scared of snakes... but as I said. I respect those muthas and stay the hell away!

Sleep with LL Kool J

Things that i would like to do before i diebut know that it will NEVER ever happen is have an affair with the married guy from my country whom i've just had the most fantastic drink with. He is so sexy i had to go and powder my nose more often then necessary........sooo my type, tall, smart and most importantly, he wants to go back home in the next 5 years and hes well over late 20s......DAMN! But i was raised to think highly of family so forget it.........not that the poor man was hiting on me or anything, we onlymet to discuss a Charity idea.

AAHH, such is life ehhh....:P:P

Another thing, i would like toexterminate all coconuts inthe Continent and start all over again.....aahhhh, if only....

Build an empirethat takes over North Africaand give power to the blacks again

Marry a woman from every African country from every tribe/clan

Hang glide over the Sahara

Beat up JayZ and cut up Beyonce with my sharp black hook till she's addicted

Get a lap dance from Buffie the Body before her 15 minutes of fame is up

Get another lap dance from Free(BET)

Paint the white house black

Teach DSP a lesson he will never forget. smoking-devil

Climb the great wall of China.....sorry couldn't think of anything else.

Unloading an AK47 pointed towards certain colleagues might be fun

Calling the wife ofmedia organisationI once worked for and telling her that her husband had f**ked someone in the toilets during the staff party at a certaindepartment that he was working at at the time, and also that he'd sexually harrassed one of my colleagues. Actually, f**k it, it'd be easier and a lot more satisfying just to beat the living sh*t out of him.


And something sexual involving Oprah

watch solar eclipse above the pyramids

Shag Baroness Scotland (Actually, she's round my place now. Well, outside anyway. Begging to be let in)

Learn three languages ( Spanish, French, Igbo)

Score the winner for Nigeria against England in the World Cup Final

Get Africans to annihilate allcrackers in the Americas, the Australias and South Africa then spend centuries celebrating on certain days of the year, our great achievements.smoking-devil