A while back I was in my cousins shop and my uncle comes in to argue about some service. I wasn't paying close attention toward the begining, but near the end all I heard was my uncle telling him "You're just adrunk, you wear alcohol like cologne, I can smell you one mile before I reachhere" among some other things they said to each other.

Few days later my crazy cousin tells my uncles wife that he's been cheating with a certain woman.Rumor spread(small community in this place)... all kind of rukuss(sp?) is caused...

I think to myself "now why did he go and do that?" A the same time I'm dying with laughter because I know he did it to teach him a lesson, but it's serious though.

My Uncles wife confronts the woman.. "Are you sleeping with my husband?"

***DSP dies***

Same day my uncle gets all histerical and goes to report the whole thing to their family pastor. Paster agrees to have a meeting with both of them to get to the bottom of the issue.

They both have a seat in the Pastors office and get to tell both sides of the story

After a whole bunch of long talking my cousin admits he made it up.

Paster asks "Now why would you make up such a story like that?"

My Cousin replies "Well, I'm a drunk, that's what we drunks do"

Pastor shakes head

Uncle with mouth open looking like deer in headlights.

***DSP dies again***




>>>>>I'll try to provide DSP's true stories about once or twice a week<<<<

Next Short story(last one for this week)

In University I had this oneJapanese professor for my differential equations course(one of those many mandatory bs math classes). Thisman(Dr Chu)had a reputation for being difficult and having low averages.

First day of class Dr Chu explains his grading system...

he draws the class a picture of the bell curve and eplains how he grades...







Dr Chu explains;

"I utilize Bell Kuv faw calculashon of grade"

"If you sco on right side of kuv, you..wery excessional student, wery excessional"

"If you sco on lef side of kuv, you... still wery exessional student,jus in odda direction"

**whole classroom laughs**

After going to the next session of class I noticehalf the class dropped or tried to get in different sessions.

blkbrukteetYou're not serious.

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