Back in University I used to share room with this one cat that was an ass, loved off white women,and was suspect fruit cake(to me anyway). We used to go at it about once every 3 months. He was a little bigger than I was but he inside he was a kitty kat who fronted like he was some buff pretty boy who studied hard. He did study hard, but also cut alot of corners... anway, one day I'm coming from class in the middle of the day to take a break.

As I walk up and try to put my key in the key hole I see that the lock has been taped up. So I'm like WTF is this? Talk about a dumb way to keep someone out. So I proceed to peal off the tape, unlock the door and enter MY room.

Low and behold on MY bed I see one of his boys naked(hairy ass negro, had hair all on his back)behind a white chic who is on all fours and he's about to do the dog. My roomate is in his bed with nothing on but underwear facing the wall and his back to them.

The white chic gasps and gets up cussing, while putting on her clothes. she's like "I thought nobody else was around, I thought we weren't going to be interrupted" "You all lied to me, I'm leaving, DON'T CALL ME!!" while she storms out of the room and out of the building. I was upset, but didn't know whether to cuss or laugh.

I blasted both of them with regards to my space, property and myside of the room. I said next time they wanna do some bullsh*t like that, do it on my roomates bed not mine, nasty fockers! Basically what they were about to do was run train(nasty).

His boy kept begging me to keep quiet about it, because his GIRLFRIEND was at work in the store located INSIDE our building. I didn't say anything I just gave them a real grilling about it and put up signs in the room that read "NO SEX ON DSP's BED, ESPECIALLY YOU **insert my roomates name**"

His boy's girlfrieind walked by the room(coed residence)the next day and saw the sign and laughed, because everyone knew how my roomate was.

So, a few days later I'm in the hairy guys room playing sega(back in the sega/playstation/nintendo era, when sega was starting to lose out to playstation)with HIS roomate and him and his girlfriend happen to be in the room. Out of the blue his girlfriend asks... "So DSP, what was up with those signs in your room, why did you say especially you **DSP's roomate**" Mr Hairy, her boyfriend cuts her off and says "Girl, do you have to be so nosey". Not being able to contain my laughter for too long tell his roomate to pause the game let's go for snack at the store. I was dead with laughter while telling him the story, and he was cracking up himself. She had to leave because she was on break, but when we got back we clowned him(especially his roomate) later.

Im studying at a university right now and i live in the dorms as well.Each dorm has four bedrooms, two bathrooms a living room and a kitchen. Each ofour rooms has its own lock and we all have ourownkey. I have three other roomates: a persian girl, a biracial girl and a white girl. We've all been having problems with the white girl, no one really likes her. Well, justyesterday my persian roomate was gone for the weekend and w hen she came back, she a note on her door.The note was from the whitegirl saying thatshe had lether drunk sorority sistersleep in the room.My persian roomate was really pissed off becauseshe locked her door before she left, which means that this dummy had usedanother key to unlock the door and let some stranger sleep in the girl's room. And instead of doing the sensible thing andcalling the my roomate to ask her permission first, this dumb broad is going to leavea note on the door after she already let the girl sleep in the room.

Damn! Thats messed up. Right now my roomate's going to report the incident, so hopefully this white girl will be gone. We vehad it with her eating uppeoples food, leaving dirty dishes around, etc. The three of my roomates used to be friends but they had a major falling out with the white girl which only made matters worse.



Yeah ive been gone for a minute, busy with classes, work, guys etc, etc,. Plus this board was down for a long time.

Ewwwwwww

Okay, true story; it happened to a friend of a friend of mine (i.e. not me). Lol.

One friday night this friend of a friend of mine was in bed sleeping when her roommate and her boyfriend walked into the room. They had been getting all hot and heavy even before they entered the room and didn't bother to check if someone else was there. Anyway, they ended up making love, or whatever you want to call it, on the girl's bed which was just a few steps away from where this friend of a friend of mine was sleeping. Needless to say all this commotion wakes up the poor girl and she has tolay thereand listen to them while trying to decide what to do. Eventually she managed to slip out of the room without being detected.

Now the next day when she relates this story to her roommate, the girl, instead of being embarrassed andapologizing for the situation, gets mad at her for "spying" on her andher boyfriend.



The nerve of some people. Needless to say, they were not roommates for long.