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My little 5 year old nephewpee peein a cup and gave it to his twin sister telling her it was apple juice. She tastes, begins to cry and runs into the room to tell us what happen.

He knew what he had done and went and hid himself. We looked and looked all day and couldn't find the boy. We gave up for while and figured he'll come out sometiem

Hours later that evening(whole day pass), I look in the closet shelffor some old cd and I see something moving in the little opening in the suitcase. Little rascal hid in the large suitcase and zipped it enough to give himself an opening. I quietly snuck downstairs to get his dad and pointed while saying shhhhh.....his father unzipped the bag while yelling at him and he got the usual African lashing.






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That should teach him!




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disgusting boy!:XI think my older brother did something like that to me when we were kids except it might have been soap.....not sure. Anyway, all i remember was beating his a@#, this was my older brother(two years junior) mind you, but he was such a wimp when wewere kids. No tattling, no running to mommy or daddy for me, just straight a*& whupping, between me and him. sport-smiley


When the missionaries came to Africa, they had the bible and we had the land. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had bible, and they had the land.
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disgusting boy!:XI think my older brother did something like that to me when we were kids except it might have been soap.....not sure. Anyway, all i remember was beating his a@#, this was my older brother(two years junior) mind you, but he was such a wimp when wewere kids. No tattling, no running to mommy or daddy for me, just straight a*& whupping, between me and him. sport-smiley
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Stop tell lies in my thread. You didn't beat up no man


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My little 5 year old nephewpee peein a cup and gave it to his twin sister telling her it was apple juice. She tastes, begins to cry and runs into the room to tell us what happen.

He knew what he had done and went and hid himself. We looked and looked all day and couldn't find the boy. We gave up for while and figured he'll come out sometiem

Hours later that evening(whole day pass), I look in the closet shelffor some old cd and I see something moving in the little opening in the suitcase. Little rascal hid in the large suitcase and zipped it enough to give himself an opening. I quietly snuck downstairs to get his dad and pointed while saying shhhhh.....his father unzipped the bag while yelling at him and he got the usual African lashing.



Your niece is a bit young to be getting pissed.


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disgusting boy!:XI think my older brother did something like that to me when we were kids except it might have been soap.....not sure. Anyway, all i remember was beating his a@#, this was my older brother(two years junior) mind you, but he was such a wimp when wewere kids. No tattling, no running to mommy or daddy for me, just straight a*& whupping, between me and him. sport-smiley
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He wasnt no man, he was a little boy of about seven, i was five. I used to beat my older brother up all the time, he wasa scrawny little thing.....my sisters still laugh aboutit till this day.



When the missionaries came to Africa, they had the bible and we had the land. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, they had bible, and they had the land.
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