FEBRUARY -

Abstract thoughts - Mmmm

Loves reality and abstract - What at the same time? would that by Abstract Reality and would it be similar to Abstract expressionism?

Intelligent and clever - Was voted least likely to die in a stupid way ( so far so good, touch wood)

Changing personality - My therapist says it's called schizoid personality disorder

Attractive - I would like to show some sort of false modesty here, but I spend a large ammount of time looking at my naked self in the mirror.

Sexy - The ladies can't get enough of my hairy humpback

Temperamental - yes but no but yes but, oooh **** off alright!

Quiet, shy and humble - Only in cyberspace

Honest and loyal - ahuh! just like a little dog really

Determined to reach goals - No, in the playground I played centre half not centre forward. Oooh goals! I would if I had any.

Loves freedom - yeah who doesn't?

Rebellious when restricted - When I got locked in the cupboard under the stairs as a kid I ate the door frame to escape.

Loves aggressiveness - Yeah I need my women to beat on me to turn me on, is that the same for all february peeps?

Too sensitive and easily hurt - when I said women beating on me I meant spank as in the monkey, non of all this getting matrix on my ass.

Gets angry really easily but does not show it - Yeah I just get armed and turn up at a high school or post office.

Dislikes unnecessary things - 4 fingers on both hands is a touch extravagant.

Loves making friends but rarely shows it - How does that work? "Be my friend or else!" (holding sharp implement to prospective friends throat)


Daring and stubborn - O yeah! prove it buddy, I'll bet the souls of my family !

Ambitious - The prospect of peace in our time is achievable under my stewardship

Realizing dreams and hopes - If my dreams came true the world would be screwed, or at least more so.

Sharp - Like a sharp implement, see above, above, above

Loves entertainment and leisure - Would rather meditate

Romantic on the inside not outside - Being using that one on valentine's day from time!

Superstitious and ludicrous - I'll get back to y'all once I've consulted the sangoma

Spendthrift - No citizens only consumers


Tries to learn to show emotions - Don't gotta try no mo'

April:

Active and dynamic.-Somewhat

Decisive and haste but tends to regret.-Decisive...yes, Haste...no, Tends to regret...no

Attractive and affectionate to oneself.-True

Strong mentality.-Definitely

Loves attention.-Not really. If I get it great, If I don't, so what?

Diplomatic.-Somewhat

Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.-True

Brave and fearless.-True

Adventurous.-True

Loving and caring.-True

Suave and generous.-True

Emotional.-Somewhat...Depends on situation

Aggressive.-Somewhat...Depends on situation

Hasty.-Not necessarily

Good memory.-Sort of

Moving.-True

Motivates oneself and others.-True

Sickness usually of the head and chest.-True, but more in the stomach than chest

Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.- Not sure about this one

Overall on accuracy, I give about a 4 on a 1-10 number scale.

Don't mean to 'spoil the thread'. But some really really scary sh!t happened to me the other day.

My horoscope was accurate. Far too accurate.

So why was it scary sh!t?

Because...

...I am somewhat... a non-believer...

...and thought that it was B.S that a few statements could apply to all people just because they were bornaround the same time.

But I guess maybe we each have our turns ,when they bear the truth in our days.

...maybe it ws my turn last week.

Oh... well... you guessed it...

I'm actually gonna have to start reading mine now... regularly.

:X

I preferred being a non-believer. It was so much easier -

I can take 'the unpredictable'

... my description above is true by the way. On point.

NOVEMBER -

Here is my scale:

Not at all [1 <--> 5] Truest ever written

Here's the 5's: Has a lot of ideas. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Hardworking.

Here's the 4's: Stubborn and hardhearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Romantic. Motivates oneself.

Here's the 3's: Difficult to fathom. Knows how to dig secrets. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited.

Here's the 2's:Uncertain in relationships. Homely.

Here's the 1's: Loves to be alone. Not able to control emotions.

As you can see, much of it is true...