WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE 12 SIGNS,BUT NOT YOU? - Page 3

bluehoney · (#51 (**permalink**))

too funny...

Gmahogany · (#52 (**permalink**))

@Umbra,

I checked out the link u provided, it was excellent. I decided to postpart of what it said regarding my chart, for 2 reasons. ONe, I've never been to this site before, but the analysis squares with charts I have had done on myself(dexcribes me to a t)and Two, to contrast it to what you posted about yourself. BTW, getting a basic chart done is free,for those who worry about getting their duckets took.

Rising Sign is in 11 Degrees Libra
Very attractive and popular, your charm helps you to get your own way and prevents others from getting angry with you. "Peace and harmony at all costs" is your battle cry. You always try to ameliorate or to cosmetically hide any physical ugliness or any angry feelings between people. Flashy, but not gaudy, you prefer to dress elegantly. You generally have good taste in music, art and literature. Beware of the tendency to compromise yourself in your attempt to be agreeable at all times. A bit of a social butterfly, at times you can be vain and lazy. For the most part, however, you are gracious and affectionate, and your refined and aristocratic demeanor serves as a role model to others.

Sun is in 17 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.

Moon is in 23 Degrees Taurus.
Warmth, comfort, security and familiar surroundings are necessary for you to feel at ease. Very loving and affectionate, you prefer a steady, patterned way of life. Patient, calm and steadfast, you are not easily upset. Others look to you for support. You tend to be a slow starter and a slow mover -- others may try to rush you, but they will never succeed. Emotionally, you are quite stubborn -- your attitudes about people and things were firmly set in your youth and will change very little as an adult. You are also very cautious and conservative about spending money. It is not that you are selfish, you just need to feel secure. Beware of a tendency to become overly complacent and too self-satisfied.

Mercury is in 02 Degrees Pisces.
Your ideas and thought processes do not come to you in an orderly, logical fashion. Instead, you think with your feelings or with images produced by your rich and fertile imagination. A very subjective person, your dreams and fantasies are very important to you. You trust your intuitions and tend to reject ideas that are based solely on logic. Very impressionable, you are sensitive to the moods and emotional states of those with whom you come into contact.

Mezmerized · (#53 (**permalink**))

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Sun is in 17 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.

What a load of rubbish! I got ZEROs on all my science subjects(apart from human biology, only because i attended all my lessons since i had a massive crush on my teacherblkbrukteet) as for computers, can't even fix the most mundane thing on my Lap top and eerr, what is astrology anyways...bighairlol

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Everythingabove is wrong......where did you get this Gmahogany? Its a terrible description of Aquarians!

Gmahogany · (#54 (**permalink**))

Mezmerized wrote:

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Sun is in 17 Degrees Aquarius.
You get bored with the status quo and are generally open to new things and ideas. An individualist and a free spirit, your friends are quite important to you as long as they do not try to tie you down by making too many emotional demands on you. Your thoughts are offbeat and you're a bit eccentric, but not always very changeable. As a matter of fact, you can be quite stubborn at times. Very fair-minded when dealing with large groups or broad issues, you are not always emotionally sensitive to the needs of individuals. Extremely objective, with good powers of observation, you would be qualified to study technical and complicated subjects, like science, computers or maybe even astrology.

What a load of rubbish! I got ZEROs on all my science subjects(apart from human biology, only because i attended all my lessons since i had a massive crush on my teacherblkbrukteet) as for computers, can't even fix the most mundane thing on my Lap top and eerr, what is astrology anyways...bighairlol

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Everythingabove is wrong......where did you get this Gmahogany? Its a terrible description of Aquarians!

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I was thinking about you earlier today, Mez. I hadn't seen you around much, was wondering what u were up to. I should have known it woudln't be long before you'd be popping up and raising hell on sometopic or another...

The Mighty Mos Def · (#55 (**permalink**))

umbrarchist wrote:

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http://alabe.com/

for details without a lot of work.

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Thanks for the link, Umbrachist; and thank you for bringing it to my attention with your post above, Gmahogany. It was interesting to say the least.

Here is a significant portion of my reading:

Sorry, I had to totally re-edit this when I realized I misread the directions and had to get another reading; long day, please forgive.

Moon is in 26 Degrees Aquarius.
Very freedom-oriented, you must always be able to do what you wish, no matter what. You become stubborn and recalcitrant when others try to force you into a mold. You are a true democrat -- you are not a follower, but you enjoy being with those who are like-minded. You appreciate emotional self-control -- you practice it yourself and you look for it in others. You solve problems, including emotional ones, with your brains and intellect, not your feelings. Try to be tolerant of those who have powerful and obvious emotional responses -- not everyone is as objective, cool, dispassionate and detached as you are.

Venus is in 09 Degrees Leo.
You have a striking, regal appearance and demeanor that attracts others to you. Your friendship is highly sought and you tend to take friendships quite seriously -- you remain loyal and true to those to whom you are attached. For you, love is mixed with pride and respect. Relationships are over when you lose respect for your partner. Be careful of a tendency to relate only to those who make you look good -- the powerful, important and influential. This can lead to arrogance and selfishness, and neither of these qualities becomes you.

Mars is in 05 Degrees Virgo.
Very careful and systematic, you pay great attention to details. You are always seeking perfection and sometimes get bogged down searching for the ultimate when adequacy would have been sufficient. You dislike abstractions, preferring whatever is practical, useful and demonstrable. You have a strong and enduring sense of personal responsibility, and you demand that others be as responsible and upright as you are. Very critical of yourself and others, sometimes you carry this too far and become overly intolerant of others and their right to choose their own lifestyles.

Saturn is in 26 Degrees Leo.
Extremely self-reliant, you set very high standards of conduct and decorum for yourself, and you expect others with whom you associate to be that way, too. It is important that you had a strong father figure or role model early in life to mold your life course and direction. When you feel that those around you are unworthy or behaving badly, you withdraw, preferring solitude rather than associating with those who might besmirch your reputation.

N. Node is in 01 Degrees Libra.

Your charming and sincere approach to others assures your popularity -- you have the gift of being able to ease tensions just by your mere presence. You're the perfect "team player" willing to sacrifice your own importance so that the group goal can be accomplished. Be careful, however, not to become overly dependent on your interactions with others -- you have personal private needs that should not be neglected.

umbrarchist · (#56 (**permalink**))

Now see I told you what signs the visible planets were in. Squares and conjunctions and oppositions matter. I didn't give precise details.

I once had a conversation with a couple of men about signs. One man refused to say what his was. I said, "I read a book that said if someone refuses to tell you their sign there is a good chance they are scorpios." He then admitted he was a Scorp. LOL

I've got some scorpio so I'll just give some general details.blkdevillol

umbra

Mezmerized · (#57 (**permalink**))

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@Gmahogany....weare on Easter holliday here, just taking time to visit noisy relatives for juicy gossips...

lol

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Moon is in 26 Degrees Aquarius.
Very freedom-oriented, you must always be able to do what you wish, no matter what. You become stubborn and recalcitrant when others try to force you into a mold. You are a true democrat -- you are not a follower, but you enjoy being with those who are like-minded. You appreciate emotional self-control -- you practice it yourself and you look for it in others. You solve problems, including emotional ones, with your brains and intellect, not your feelings. Try to be tolerant of those who have powerful and obvious emotional responses -- not everyone is as objective, cool, dispassionate and detached as you are.

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You see sis, this is more like it, although it still misses on a lot.......niceone.gif

Gmahogany · (#58 (**permalink**))

Mezmerized wrote:

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@Gmahogany....weare on Easter holliday here, just taking time to visit noisy relatives for juicy gossips...

lol

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Moon is in 26 Degrees Aquarius.
Very freedom-oriented, you must always be able to do what you wish, no matter what. You become stubborn and recalcitrant when others try to force you into a mold. You are a true democrat -- you are not a follower, but you enjoy being with those who are like-minded. You appreciate emotional self-control -- you practice it yourself and you look for it in others. You solve problems, including emotional ones, with your brains and intellect, not your feelings. Try to be tolerant of those who have powerful and obvious emotional responses -- not everyone is as objective, cool, dispassionate and detached as you are.

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You see sis, this is more like it, although it still misses on a lot.......niceone.gif

Always good to see u,sis.

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I agree, the moon in aquarius does a better job of describing the Aquarian temperament than the Sun in Aquarius does,in this case. That's why I said earlier that in many ways the moon sign is more important than the Sun sign, because it deals with emotion, even if it's the lackof it(as withus Aquarians at times).That's why getting the overall chart done, is a good idea.It gives a more completepicture.

Madam Butterfly · (#59 (**permalink**))

why isn't drunkmonkey picking on all you astrophiles, esp. Umbra?!?!? lol

ps i did my chart and it was fairly accurate probably would have been more so if i knew my time of birth.

umbrarchist · (#60 (**permalink**))

Why me especially? What did I do? bighairlol

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